Part One

　　Knight: Next! What have you got?

　　骑士：下一个，什么东西？

　　The Woman: Well, I've got a talking donkey.

　　女人：我有一头会说话的驴。

　　Knight: Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.

　　骑士：好的，如果你能证明，我给你十先令。

　　The Woman: Oh, go ahead, little fella.

　　女人：好的，说吧，伙计。

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　　Part Two

　　Knight: Well?

　　骑士：嗯...？

　　The Woman: Oh, oh, he's just...He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt!

　　女人：哦，它只是有点紧张，它可是个话匣子呀，说话啊！你这头蠢驴。

　　Knight: That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!

　　骑士：好了，我听够了。

　　The Woman: No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk.

　　女人：不，不，它能说话，我能说话，我爱说话。

　　The Woman: I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.

　　女人：我是你见过的最能说话的驴。

　　Knight: Get her out of my sight.

　　骑士：把她带走

　　The Woman: No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!

　　女人：不，不，我发誓，它能说话

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　　Part Three

　　Donkey: Hey! I can fly!

　　驴：嘿，我会飞！

　　The Boy: He can fly!

　　男孩：它会飞！

　　The Pigs: He can fly!

　　猪：它会飞！

　　Knight: He can talk!

　　骑士：它会说话！