1. If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas.!

　　如果今晚有大胖子绑架并且把你扔在一个口袋里，然后请保持冷静。因为很多人会要求Santa找一个像你这样的好朋友。圣诞快乐！

　　2. In case you have forgotten the feeling of Christmas, just think of the feeling you get when the boss decides to go for a month's leave. Happy holidays.

　　如果你忘记了圣诞节的感觉，想想你老板决定休假一个月的感觉吧。节日快乐。

　　3. You don’t have to be lonely during Christmas season just because you are single. Just think of Santa’s also being single since we have never been formally introduced to Mrs. Santa clause.

　　因为你是单身，所以在圣诞节期间你不必感到孤独。想想Santa是不是单身，因为我们从来没有正式介绍过Santa太太。