jellyfish n. 水母；

　　buffalo n.水牛；

　　despite prep. 尽管，不管

　　athletic adj. 运动的，运动员的；

　　01.The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is

　　great news for stupid people.

　　蠢也没那么可怕，毕竟水母木有脑子，也活了6.5亿年。

　　02.It is impossible to lose weight just be eating salads. Ever looked at buffaloes? They eat only grass.

　　只吃沙拉是不可能减肥的，没看见牛吗？它们只吃草

　　03. How to get a woman mad in two easy steps :

　　a. Take a picture of her

　　b. Don't show it to her

　　如何逼疯一个姑娘？

　　a. 给她拍照

　　b.不给她看

　　04.I'm so athletic. I surf the Internet.

　　我是个运动健将。我热衷于冲浪，不过是在网上。

　　05. I have a rule: If temperature is less than my age, I don't get out of bed.

　　我有一个原则, 当气温低于我的年龄时,我就不起床。

　　06. I've never been in love, but I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.

　　我从没有谈过恋爱, 但我想这种感觉相当于目睹服务员—— 端着你的食物向你走来。

　　07. Top 4 wishes:

　　a. To earn money without working.

　　b. To be smart without studying.

　　c. To love without being hurt.

　　d. To eat without getting fat.

　　四个最想实现的愿望：

　　a.不劳而获

　　b.不学有术

　　c.相爱无伤

　　d.狂吃不胖

　　08. Of course I am in shape! Round is a shape.

　　我当然很有型,胖也是一种形嘛!

　　09. Strength is the ability to break chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and

　　eat just one of those pieces.

　　真的勇士就是可以徒手将巧克力掰成四瓣,却只吃其中一块。