你的第一个词是什么？很可能是妈妈或爸爸，对父母来说，这是一个很好的故事。但随着学龄儿童开始学说话的时候，一些家长和家人喜欢和他们开玩笑，教他们说一些很随意或是很荒唐的东西。

　　Words

　　random adj. [数] 随机的；任意的；胡乱的

　　toddler n. 学步的小孩

　　ridiculous adj. 可笑的；荒谬的

　　hilarious adj. 欢闹的；非常滑稽的；喜不自禁的

　　waddle vi. 摇摇摆摆地走；蹒跚而行

　　calculus n. [病理] 结石；微积分学

　　Story time: I taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. I taught her to say "tax benefits". and to this day my aunt still doesn't know where she got it from but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper all the while yelling "TAX BENEFTS!!！"

　　故事时间：当我小表妹当很小的时候，我教她第一个较长的单词。我教她说"免税"。直到今天，我姑姑仍然不知道她是从哪里学来的，但看着一个带着尿布，珊珊学步的小屁孩在房间里喊着"免税！"实在是太有喜感的一幅画面。

　　When we were babysitting we taught a kid to say "calculus" and at the end of the night she said, Night night, calculus. " Job well done...

　　当我们看孩子的时候，我们教了一个孩子说"微积分"，到了晚上她说，"晚安，微积分。" 干的漂亮...

　　We used to call the baby Mr. Fat Butt because he had a diaper on and it made his butt look fat. We thought it was funny. That was until the day he looked at me and said Fah butt to me. We stopped after that. Also it was like the first thing he learned after "Mama" so there's that.

　　我们以前把宝宝叫肥屁屁先生，因为他带着尿布，而且尿布让他的屁屁看起来很肥。我们觉得还蛮好玩的。直到他看着我，并对我说，"发屁屁"。从那之后，我们就赶紧不这么叫了。这也是他会说"妈妈"之后的学会的第一个词。