《柯南脱口秀》第107期:不接受废话（打印版）

You know what's funny,I have talked to you a million times.Hung out with you some.We shot some stuff together. 有趣的是我和你聊过上百万次了跟你一起玩过我们拍了一些短片

And yet people are intimidated by you sometimes,right?Because of you,you have a fierce 但是人们有时依然怕你对吗

you have a fierce expression.You emanate power and intensity. 你的表情很凶你给人感觉强势而严肃

These are all compliments I'm giving you. 我这是在夸奖你

But am I right that people probably get intimidated,right? 但人们会被你吓到我说的对吗

I'm a no nonsense kind of guy,you know what I mean.No nonsense.I ain't with that,yeah. 我这人不喜欢废话你懂吗不废话我不接受废话是的

So don't give me no nonsense.I would never. 所以别拿废话糊弄我我永远不会那样做的

I would be the last person on earth,cube,to give you nonsense. 我是世界上最不可能对你说废话的人库珀

But is it a misconception?Are you unapproachable?You just came out now and you're smiling. 但是这是一种误解吗你是不是很高冷因为你出场以后有说有笑的

What happens when people come up to you and they just want to hang out? 如果有人过来和你说他们想跟你一起玩怎么办

Wait a minute.We can't hang out?I'm cool.I'm approachable.Just don't do anything stupid. 等等我们不能一起玩我很酷平易近人只要别做蠢事就行

Simple.Don't do anything stupid.Ok,nothing stupid. 很简单别做蠢事就行好的别做蠢事

Look,Conan,don't do anything stupid and we're cool.You act like you're addressing me now.I am. 听着柯南别做蠢事我们就没事你好像在对我说这话我是在对你说

I have created a,you know,sort of a hypothetical situation and now you're making it about me. 我假设了一种情景而你现在开始怪我了

I would never come up and do someting inappropriate uncool.You,yeah. 我永远不会对你做一些不适合或不酷的事你吗是的

Admit it,I'm the coolest guy you know.Coolest guy you know. 承认吧我是你认识的最酷的人最酷的人

You're pretty cool.You're pretty cool,no doubt.You aren't as cool as this dude right here. 你挺酷的你挺酷的毫无疑问你没有这边这个家伙酷但是

But out of all of these people in here,yeah,you probably would be the one come up and do something really stupid. 但是在这里的这么多人里你最有可能做出一些蠢事