A Nebraska man was arrested after police found a container of marijuana in his car labeled "Not weed." 一名内布拉斯加男子被捕 因为警察在他车里发现一箱大麻 上面写着 不是大麻

The man's been found not not guilty. 此人已被判没有无罪

I love that.It's like no.Pretty foolproof.It's what I call my cop spoiler. 我很喜欢 不是哦 多简单啊 这下能糊弄警察了

In New York,a couple,this is sweet,a couple who has been married 38 years celebrated a joint birthday together. 纽约一对夫妇 好温馨 一对结婚38年的夫妇一起庆祝了生日

very nice,the theme of the party was who are you again? 派对的主题是 你是谁来着

I like when I trick them thinking it's sweet and then I'm horrible. 我就喜欢我骗他们 让他们以为是要罐鸡汤了 然后在犯浑

Hey,yesterday,Justin Bieber turned 21 years old. 昨天 贾斯汀·比伯21岁了

Justin started celebrating on Saturday five years ago. 贾斯汀为此从5年前的周六就开始庆祝了

Forget the joke because it's forgetable. 别管那个段子了 太容易被遗忘

But what I found much more interesting is that I announced that a human being was still alive after 21 years,and the audience booed.Reached 21,boo!Still alive,ey? 但我觉得更有意思的是 我宣布一个人活到了21岁 观众们居然发出嘘声 21喽 嘘 还活着呢

Seems like he's been live for 40 years. 感觉他都存在四十年了

You're a soulless group.That's what I have to say to you. 你们真冷酷 真的