第600期:回家过年期间, 兄妹之间温馨的恶作剧（在线收听）

 快过年了！过年就是家人团聚的时刻。和家人团聚时，最幸福的时刻就是回忆小时候发生的趣事，今天分享一个有趣的帖子。关键词为 "sibling wars", 就是兄弟姐妹之间的战争。小时候可能会因为和sibling之间的恶作剧生气或是恼怒。但是相信长大后再看当年的恶作剧，一定会觉得很温暖，很好玩吧！

New Words:

ironic adj. 具有讽刺意味的;令人啼笑皆非的;
sibling n.兄弟，姐妹;
adoption n.收养;
stump n.（被砍下的树的）树桩;

We always get each other ironic gifts, my little sister killed it this year: gift not included
我们总是得到极具讽刺意义礼物，我妹妹今年简直登峰造极了：礼物不包括在内

Did your siblings ever tell you that you were adopted? Did they ever make fake adoption papers and emails? Well mine did!
你的兄弟姐妹有没有告诉过你是被收养的？ 他们有没有伪造收养文件和电子邮件呵，我的还真这么干了！

About 5 years ago, I put googly eyes on a picture of my brother as a baby. They're still there to this day
大约5年前，我在我弟弟小时候的照片上贴了一双瞪视的双眼。直到今天它们还在照片上。

When I was younger I used to like pulling the heads off of my sister's Barbie dolls and drawing a face on the stump underneath
小时候，我喜欢把妹妹芭比娃娃的头扯下来，在下面的脖子上画张脸。

My 16 year old sister said she will keep adding Band-Aid's to my car until I get my dent fixed.
我16岁的妹妹说她会一直给我的车加创可贴，直到我把凹痕修好。