What is it? 什么？

Oh, just a video of Bernadette in a beauty pageant. 伯纳黛特参加选美的视频。

What? ! 什么？！

Okay, I learned my lesson. Making fun of people is wrong! 我受到教训了。取笑他人是不对的！

I haven't learned my lesson. Play it! Play it! 我还没有接受教训。快放！快放！

Hi. I'm Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski from Yorba Linda, California. 大家好，我是来自加州约巴林达的伯纳黛特·玛丽安·罗斯滕科斯基。

You look like a talking cupcake! 你看起来像是会说话的纸杯蛋糕！

And you should pick me for Miss California Quiznos 1999, because I want to... 你们应该让我当选99年加州奎兹诺斯三明治小姐，因为我要...

Tell you what I want, what I really really want I'll tell you what I want, 告诉你我要什么，我真的要告诉你我要什么，

what I really really want I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really be Miss California Quiznos 1999! 我真的要，我要、我要、我要、真滴、 真滴 、真滴很想成为99年加州奎兹诺斯三明治小姐！（源自辣妹组合的名曲《Wannabe》歌词)

Play it again! Play it again! 再放一遍！再放一遍！

Did he respond yet? 他回复了吗？

Hmm. No, not yet. 嗯，还没有。

Well, maybe we shouldn't have sunk to his level. 也许我们不应该和他一般见识。

It wasn't that bad. 也没那么糟糕吧。

Read it back one more time. 再念一遍。

My good sir, we are neither crackpots nor wannabes. In fact, we are experts in our fields. 亲爱的先生，我们不是疯子也不是妄想成名。事实上，我们是所处领域的专家。

And while you hide behind your anonymity. We stand behind our paper. And later tonight, your mother. 你躲在匿名之后时，我们站在自己的论文之后。而且今晚稍后，也会站在你妈的身后。

And you don't think that's too rough? 你不觉得太粗俗了吗？

We're just standing behind her. It's not like we're gonna say "boo" and scare her. 我们只是站在她身后。又不是说我们会突然大叫来吓她。