Who alternates football jerseys for his casual wardrobe? Easy, pal. Look, don't you love it  把足球衫当成日常装的家伙约会悠着点儿 伙计难道你不喜欢

When a girl fixes her hair up all nice for a date, wears that hot dress just for you? You think four-inch heels are comfortable?  姑娘约会时专门为你做个漂亮的发型穿上性感的衣服吗你以为十厘米的高跟鞋很舒服吗

Never really gave it any thought. They probably hurt like hell, but women wear them anyway. Why? Because guys like it.  真没想过这个难受得想死 不过女人还是要穿为什么 因为男人喜欢

So let's give the ladies a little respect and show them that you can make an effort too. Once you have their attention, it's up to you to keep it.  所以给女士一点尊重让她们看看你也很努力一旦吸引了她们的注意 就看你如何保持住了

You gonna show me how to do that too? One thing at a time, Don Juan. Why don't we start with you losing those Florsheims.  那你也打算教我吗一步一个脚印 情圣不如你先把那双富乐坤扔了吧

You look like a cop. When's the last time you had a girlfriend, Lionel? None of your business.  看起来像个警察似的你上次交女友是什么时候 莱奈尔不关你事

See? I can't help you if you don't open up. I'm like a therapist in that way.  你看你不打开心扉 我就没法帮你我的工作就像心理医生

No thanks, doc. I'm not interested. All right, her name was Rhonda. All right.  敬谢不敏 医生 我没兴趣好吧 她叫朗达 见S02E08好吧

We went out a bunch of times, but she just-- just kind of faded away. These things never work out anyway.  我们约会过几次可是她 后来就消失了反正最后肯定也没戏

See? That's your problem right there. You're cynical. I'm not cynical. I just know that people are terrible.  看 这就是你的问题所在你愤世嫉俗我才没愤世嫉俗 我只是了解人性的可怕

Oh, man. A cynical misanthrope. Look, I-I don't know what they did to you  天啊愤世嫉俗 孤独恨世我不知道你这个保险工作

At that insurance job, but it made you sour, and women do not like sour.  到底是干什么但它让你太多负能量而女人不喜欢负能量

I don't know how to break it to you, but I'm not a unicorn and rainbows kind of guy. Look, I'm not saying that you need to be naive.  怎么跟你说呢我可不是什么童话小王子我不是要你天真烂漫

Just a little less pessimistic. I don't see a ring on your finger. What's your story?  只是别太悲观你手上没戒指什么情况

I'm not in a mental state to be in a relationship right now. Those who can't do, teach, right? So how'd you get in the business?  我现在不适合谈情说爱不能身体力行 就去教导别人 对吧怎么会做这行的