《摩登家庭》第1季第9集第4期:给蟋蟀办生日派对（打印版）

I have an iguana that eats crickets. 我有一只吃蟋蟀的鼠鳞蜥

That'd be scary if it was a birthday party for crickets. 要是给蟋蟀办生日派对那才算吓人吧

Seriously, Jungle Tanya, 说真的丛林女郎

I need you step it up a notch. 我需要你升级一下恐怖程度

Is there anything that scares the cocoa out of you? 有没有什么东西能把你自己吓个半死

Uh, not really. I do have a bearded dragon. 还真没有不过我有条"胡须龙"

Ooh. Does it- No, it does not breathe fire. 是吗它会.. 不它不会喷火

Well, then we're back to square one, aren't we? 那说来说去又说回去了是吧

I couldn't get Luke out of my mind. 我脑子里一直想着卢克的生日会

I know I made a promise to Mitchell, 我知道我向米奇尔保证过

but some things are bigger than promises. 但有些东西比"保证"二字要重要的多

Fizbo would be at that party. 菲茨宝一定要在派对上华丽登场

Hello, old friend. 你好啊老朋友

It all happened so fast. 一切都发生在眨眼之间

I keep thinking 我一直在想

there was something I could've done. 我当时做点什么阻止这一切就好了

No, don't blame yourself. 不你不要自责

Who could've possibly seen it coming? 谁能想到会发生这种事呢

Sweetie, that's a rock wall. Is that even safe? 亲爱的那是道攀岩墙那安全吗

Oh, my God. - Honey, relax. 老天啊 -亲爱的放心

Hey, has anyone ever gotten hurt on one of these things? 嘿有人因为这东西受过伤吗

I don't know, man. It's my first day. See? 我不知道今天是我第一天上班瞧

They wouldn't let the new guy do it if it- 他们肯让新人操作肯定说明没有...

That did not make me feel better. - Don't worry. 那只会让我更加担心 -别担心