Okay, Dad, that's great, and that's really easy for you to say. 好吧老爸  很好  对你来说当然轻松

But do you think I like being like this? 但你以为是我想这样吗

No, I don't. 并非如此

So if you have some quick-and-easy fix, 所以如果你有什么良方

why don't you just give it to me right now? 何不现在就说来听听

- Jay! - Oh, my God. -杰  -我的老天

I- I got this, baby. 看我的  宝贝

No. What did- What did you do? 不  你干  你干什么

Now two people are dirty. 现在两个人都弄脏了

Well, three. 三个

Okay, you know what? 好吧  你自找的

That's for "Kitschy." 谁叫你说"庸俗不堪"

Mud fight! 泥巴大战

No. Don't do that. No, no, no! Stop it! 别这样  别别  停下

Everybody get back in line. Come on, guys, stop. 大家都站好  都听话  别闹了

Damn it. Damn it! Guys! 可恶  你们

Excuse me. 不好意思

Are we still doing this? 你们到底拍不拍了

No. No, we're not. 不  不拍了