And -- oh, God! 天呐！

Honey, she's at a wedding chapel! 亲爱的，她在一间婚礼教堂里！

Okay, that's troubling, but think about it. 好吧，是有点麻烦，但是你想想。

If she's not with Dylan, who would she be marrying? 如果她没跟迪兰在一起，她能跟谁结婚？

I don't know! 我不知道！

Alex, she had to have told you something! 艾丽克斯，她一定跟你说过什么！

Okay, you are really rubbing in our lack of closeness. 好吧，我们确实不亲密。

She won't even tell me what conditioner she uses. 她连用什么护发素都不会告诉我。

I have 12 minutes! Think! 我只有12分钟了，赶紧想！

I don't know. Ask uncle Mitchell. 我不知道，去问米尔奇舅舅吧。

They're always giggling about boys. 她们总是聊男孩子的事。

Oh, good! Okay, yes, I'm gonna do that. 好，我这就找他。

I'm calling him. 我打给他。

If it helps, I can alert my magician contacts in Vegas. 要是有用，我可以找我在赌城的魔术师朋友。

Although, they are better at making girls disappear than they are finding them. 尽管他们更擅长让女孩消失，而不是把她们找出来。

What? 什么？

Lily, honey, I need you get Mitchell. 莉莉，亲爱的，去帮我叫米奇尔。

But they said I could have 20 minute of iPad time. 他们说我能玩20分钟iPad。

Mitchell? Mitchell? ! 米奇尔，米奇尔？

Hey, what's up? 怎么了？

I-I really need to talk to Mitchell. 我得跟米奇尔谈谈。

It's my iPad time! 现在是我的iPad时间！

Honey, what did I tell you about being selfish? 宝贝，关于自私这事我怎么跟你说的？

Aunt Claire needs to speak to other daddy just as soon as she gets me my popcorn. 只要克莱尔阿姨买到我的爆米花，她就能跟二爸说话啦。

What? You, Cam, I promise you, I will get you your popcorn, but right now, I need to talk to Mitchell! 什么？小卡，我说过了，我会给你买到爆米花的，但现在我得跟米奇尔谈谈！

Okay, cheese and caramel. - Fine. 奶酪和焦糖味的。-知道了。

And caramel. - Fine. 还有焦糖味的。-记住了。

Hey, what's up? 怎么了？

So, I'm pretty sure that Haley is getting married in Vegas. 我很确定海莉在维加斯结婚了。

What? ! - What? ! 你说什么？！-什么？！

Yeah, I need to know who she's been dating. 我要知道她在和谁约会。

T-there was this one guy who she thought that she might like, but, I don't know. 她说过自己可能喜欢上了这么一个人，但我也不清楚。

She was weirdly secretive about him, but I-I guess that could still be thing. 她对于他一直藏着掖着，我觉得那个人算一个约会对象吧。

Oh, hang on, hang on, getting a call from dad. 等等，老爸打电话来了。

Do the thing. 快做。

Do the cute thing. 做那个可爱的动作。

Dad? - Claire? 爸？-克莱尔？

Dad? - Mitchell? 爸？-米奇尔？

What are you doing in my phone? 你们在我手机里做什么？

You called me, dad. 你打给我的，老爸。

No, I didn't. I'm shooting a video with Joe. 我没有，我在跟乔拍视频。

Am I in your kitchen with you? 我现在在你的厨房里吗？

No. 不在。

Then you're not shooting a video with Joe. 所以你没在跟乔拍视频。

Hi, Jay! Claire was just about to go run an errand! 杰，你好，克莱尔要去办点事！

Are you kidding me? ! 没搞错吧？！

Okay, for God sakes. Hold-- 天呐，等着...

would you mind watching my computer for me for a minute? 能麻烦您帮我看一下电脑吗？

Thank you so much. - Of course, dear. 非常感谢。-不客气。