You had the seller stage this place 你让卖家把这地方

with all my favorite decor, didn't you? 布置成我最喜欢的样子  对吧

Anything to end your never-ending house hunt. 只为了终结你永不停息的"找房子"游戏

You've hated all the other places 就因为一些鸡毛蒜皮的小事

for the most nitpicky reasons. 其余几处你都不喜欢

Well, we've only looked at... 12. 我们才看了  十二家

At an average of 20,000-square-foot per, 平均每栋房子有两万平方英尺

which adds up to-- 加起来就是...

A marathon. 一场马拉松

I see your point, 我明白你的意思

and I think... 我觉得...

I do love this house. 我确实喜欢这栋房子

Great! I'll call the agent. 太棒了  我给中介打电话

And this can be yours tomorrow. 明天这房子就是你的啦

Okay. What's wrong now? 怎么了

Well, the key-- it's a little... pedestrian. 钥匙  有点普通

Okay, 'kay, 'kay. Well, nothing's... perfect. 没什么是完美的

Except... maybe you. 也许  除了你