老友记精校版第1季 第67期:屁股秀(7)（在线收听）

Monica: Yeah, yeah, it's interesting. . But you know what? Just for fun...let's see what it looked like in the old spot. Just to compare.

很有趣……这样好了，只是好玩我们看它在原来位置的感觉如何。只是做个比较

Monica: Uh! Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a while.

让我看看恩，放那儿看起来也不错啊，就摆那儿一阵子吧

Phoebe: I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.

我不敢相信你竟然想移动绿色垫脚凳。

Chandler: Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out

幸好你没摊开杂志。她会把你的眼珠挖出来的。

Monica: You guys, I am not that bad! Phoebe: Yeah, you are, Monica.

各位，我没那么可恶吧！是，你就是那样，Monica.。

Phoebe: Remember when I lived with you? You were like, a little, y'know, Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!

记得我和你一起住的时候吗？你就像，有一点，恩，叽！叽！叽！

Monica: That is so unfair!

这不太公平吧！

Ross: Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!

哦想想吧！我们小时候，你的破烂娃娃是唯一不烂的。

Monica: Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organised. But hey, I can be a kook.

好吧，那我是有责任感，有组织性。但是，嗨，我也可以很邋遢。

Ross: Alright, you madcap gal, try to imagine this: The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.

好吧，你这疯婆子。想像一下：电话单来，但你不立刻去交钱

Monica: Why not? Ross: Because you're a kook! Instead you wait until they send you a notice.

为什么？因为你是个大懒人，一直拖到他们寄催缴通知单来。

Monica: I could do that.

我可以办到。

Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping,

你让我去买日常用品

Monica: No problem. Rachel: I'm not done yet.

没问题 我还没说完

And I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easypour spout.

我去买洗衣粉，但是是不容易弄出来那种。

Monica: Why would someone do that? !... One might wonder. But I would be fine with that.

有人会那样做吗？……有人会想…我就没有问题。