老友记精校版第1季 第69期:屁股秀(9)（在线收听）

Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's...it's...y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.

哦不，这太棒了，这是……这是……要知道，这是你应得的，你奋斗了这么多年，终于可以跻身演艺圈了。

Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?

好吧，好吧，好了！笑吧，我不在乎！这对我可是个千载难逢的机会！你说得对，你说得对，确实是……那你会邀请我们大家去参加盛大的首映式吗？

Monica: Alright, alright, alright...

来了，来了，来了……

Joey: Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.

我想借点保湿乳液。

Monica: For what?

干什么用？

Joey: What do you think? Today's the big day!You got any tweezers? I think I have a rogue hair.

你认为呢？今天可是个大日子！你有镊子吗？我的头发太乱了。

Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.

哦我的天。好的，去浴室吧，想用什么都可以，只是千万别告诉我你在里面做什么。

Joey: Thank you!

谢谢。

Chandler: Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.

Joey呢？他妈妈打电话来了。

Monica: He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!

他在浴室。我想你最好别去！

Chandler: C'mon, we're roommates! My eyes! ! My eyes! !

拜托，我们是室友！我的眼睛！我的眼睛！

Monica: I warned you...

我警告过你

Rachel: Who is being loud? Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica.Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a couple things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.

谁在大吼大叫啊？哦，是 Monica。嗨，听着，我想借点东西，Aurora 在这儿过的夜，我是真想给她弄点早餐。

Monica: Oh, you got the whole night, huh?

哦，你们整晚都在一起，啊？

Chandler: Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know. .

对，恩，还剩20分钟了就该 Ethan了，所以，你知道……

Rachel: Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?

哦，我怎么觉得有点酸溜溜的？

Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. Okay? Y'know how in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every single second is like that with Aurora.And I've just wasted about thirtyfive of them talking to you people, so, uh. . So, Monica, can you help me with the door?

不，没有，相信我，这绝对值。好吗？你知道在恋爱的时候，那些甜蜜的时刻会让你终生难忘吧？与萝拉相处的每一秒都是。而我刚刚却浪费了35秒钟跟你们这些人说话，所以，呃。摩妮卡请帮我开门？

Monica: Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, thethe old Monica wouldwould remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush... But l'm not gonna do that.

可以。Chandler？从前那个Monica可能会提醒你，刷洗铁氟龙的平底锅时要用塑料刷子……但我不会那么做。