老友记精校版第1季 第103期:气球飞走了(4)（在线收听）

Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.

没错，我现在在念给宝宝听。

Ross: The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're...crazy?

噢，那个还没出生的宝宝？你这不是 ... 疯了？

Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?

什么，你觉得宝宝在里面听不到声音？

Ross: You're not serious, I mean, you really...you really talk to it?

少来，我的意思是，你真的，真的和宝宝说话吗？

Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.

当然，经常说。我要让宝宝认得我的声音。

Ross: Oh that's just...Do you just uh, do you talk about me?

那太……，你提到过我吗？

Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.

有的，常事。

Ross: Really?

真的？

Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy

但是，嗯，我们称你为提供精子的家伙。

Ross: Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this.

不行，如果她和宝宝说话，那我也应该有一些“肚子谈话时间”。但这不表示我相信这个。

Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything.

噢，我相信。我觉得宝宝什么都能听见。

Ross: Really?

真的？

Phoebe: I can show you. OK, this will seem a little weird. Look, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say.

我可以演示给你看。可能会有点怪异，你把头放在这只火鸡里面然后大伙儿说话，你肯定能听到我们说什么。

Chandler: I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head.

我想说我完全赞成这个实验。而且，我还非常想把你的脑袋涂上黄油。

Monica: Hey, Rach, did you make your money?

嘿，瑞秋，钱够没？

Rachel: No, not even close. Forget Vail, forget seeing my family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop.

没有，还差远了。忘掉韦尔吧，忘掉家庭团聚吧，忘掉“咻，咻，咻。”吧