Everybody wants to be extraordinarily beautiful

 

Everybody wants to rule the world or the room at least

 

And assume that they'll be the one with a crowded funeral

 

Everybody wants to have the time

 

Everybody wants to count their calories and money and their likes

 

Baby my job is just to rhyme and I'm fine with that

 

Don't concern myself with all of the lives I might've had

 

I don't think I'm too fat or too skinny for that matter

 

I see photos of vacations and I know they're faking laughter

 

It's a trip you only got one shot let her rip

 

Take a dip have a smoke try to laugh

 

At the jokes ha

 

I like myself most of the time

 

This ain't a crime this ain't a crime

 

I like myself most of the time

 

Is that a crime is that a crime

 

Even planet earth took seven days

 

Even if it looks real you can fake it

 

In a million different ways

 

Nobody chose to have their face but you're stuck with it

 

So rather than counting my curses I try to stay positive

 

I don't think I'm perfect but I got some things to gather

 

I see photos of proposals that

 

I know are empty gestures

 

Get a grip you only got one shot let her rip

 

Take a dip have a smoke try to laugh

 

At the jokes ha

 

I like myself most of the time

 

Is that a crime is that a crime

 

I like myself most of the time

 

Is that a crime is that a crime

 

Is that a crime ha

 

Is that a crime

 

Is that a crime ha

 

Is that a crime

 

I don't like myself some of the time

 

No I don't like myself some of the time

 

'Cause I f**k up a lot and fall behind

 

No I don't like myself some of the time

 

When I write songs and tell myself it's art

 

And I drink alcohol 'til I see stars

 

When I isolate myself 'til I'm too proud to ask for help

 

When life gets hard 'cause life gets hard

 

I like myself most of the time

 

Is that a crime is that a crime

 

I like myself most of the time

 

Is that a crime is that a crime

 

Is that a crime ha

 

Is that a crime

 

Is that a crime ha

 

Is that a crime