趣味英语第145期:如果你打了喷嚏但没人说保佑你怎么办（在线收听）

Shuffleguy77!

Shuffleguy77！

"What should you do when you sneeze and nobody blesses you?"

“如果你打了喷嚏可是没有人说‘保佑你’，你会怎么办？”

Nothing. I mean, not all people are polite.

那没什么。我是说，不是所有人都有礼貌。

Nothing. It happens to me. I don't care.

那没什么。我也遇到过这种情况。我不在乎。

Get over it and just move on.

克服，继续你的生活。

Suck it up. Just sneeze and get it over with and make sure you blow your nose.

忘掉它。打完喷嚏就好，确保你擤了鼻涕。

You don't have to actually go, "Bless you," you know that? Like, I go-this is a real sneeze. Achoo! And you guys don't bless me. Bless me. Is there anything wrong with that? No.

你知道吗，其实你不一定要说“保佑你”？比如，我打了个喷嚏，这是真的喷嚏。阿嚏！可是你们没有人跟我说“保佑我”。保佑我。这有什么问题吗？没有。

Sneeze louder. And if they still don't bless you, just sort of really sneeze in their face. Like, they're standing there on their phones. And you're just like, "ACHOO!" (clears throat)

大声打喷嚏。如果他们仍然不说“保佑你”，那就对着他们的脸打喷嚏。比如，他们站在那里打电话。你要这样，“阿嚏！”（清嗓子）

I think I'd call 'em all out. How dare they not say, "God bless you."

我想我会冲他们大喊。他们怎么敢不说“上帝保佑你”。

Bless yourself!

保佑你自己！

Say "bless you" to yourself.

对自己说“保佑你”。

Subtly bless yourself. Like-(sneezes) (whispers) Bless me, bless me.

巧妙地保佑自己。比如，（打喷嚏）（低语）保佑我，保佑我。

If no one blesses you, you just go on Spotify or SoundCloud and play "Blessed" by Big Sean and Drake, and that's all you need. 'Cause if Drake is blessing you, do you really need anyone else?

如果没有人说“保佑你”，你就去Spotify音乐网站或声云，然后播放Big Sean和德雷克合唱的《Blessed》，这样就行了。因为如果德雷克都说保佑你了，你还需要其他人说“保佑你”吗？

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再见！

Bye! Achoo!

再见！阿嚏！