趣味英语第196期:怎么能让自己拥有台单人喷射飞行器（在线收听）

Puddin wants to know:

Puddin想知道：

"How do I get myself a jet pack?"

“怎么能让自己拥有台单人喷射飞行器？”

I haven't the slightest idea. If I knew, I'd have one.

我完全没有头绪。如果我知道，我会给自己买一个。

You can go to some place with water and then do one of those water jet pack things. Those are pretty cool.

你可以去有水的地方，穿上喷水衣玩水上飞行。那真的非常酷。

You make your own, like WALL-E with the little fire extinguisher thing.

像机器人瓦力那样用小型灭火器自己做一个。

Get a lot of parts and become, I don't know, maybe Hiro from Big Hero 6, and then just build everything up and then you've got a jet pack. Boom.

收集大量零件，我不知道……也许可以像《超能陆战队》中的小宏那样，把所有零件组装起来，这样你就拥有单人喷射飞行器了。完美。

Put a bunch of Diet Coke packs, or Coca-Cola packs, onto your bag, stick Mentos in all of them, strap it on, and you'll take off.

在你的背包上绑上大量的健怡可乐包装盒，在所有包装盒上粘上曼妥思，用带子捆好，然后你就可以起飞了。

You should go to a space engineering place and buy one.

你应该去太空工程场所买一个来。

You'd have to know some real heavy people. You could try CIA headquarters. Maybe that might work.

你必须认识真正的重量级人物。你可以试试中央情报局总部。也许那会可行。

Maybe the Air Force can help you. I have seen them during football games and things.

也许空军可以帮助你。我在足球比赛上看到过他们。

You'd better save your money because they're gonna be very, very expensive, probably $15,000 or more.

你最好开始存钱，因为这种装备会非常非常昂贵，可能要花1.5万美元或更多。

You have the internet. Go on there — you're probably gonna have to spend a couple rocks, you know, a good amount of money, a good chunk of money. But yeah, you can get yourself a jet pack. I've seen it on there. I've done my research. I've tried to buy one before. It was too much, a little expensive.

借助互联网。在网上搜索，你可能要花很多钱，一大笔钱。不过，你可以给自己买个单人喷射飞行器。我在网上看到过。我做过研究。我以前也想买一个。但那有点儿小贵。