成长的烦恼第四季:The Loooove Boat Part 1(在线收听) |
Julie: Mike, go! Mike: Yep yep yep. Time to go alright. Julie: Mike, I’m Chrissy's nanny. I don’t want your parents walking in on us making out. Mike: I just wanted to hear you say making out. Julie: Mike! Mike: Alright. Oh and one more thing.. Julie: Mike! Mike: Just kidding. Maggie: Ah, so Julie, how did you make out? Julie: Make out! Maggie: With Chrissy. Julie: Oh fine. Fine. Hi everybody. How was dinner? Carol: Wonderful. Wally: Thanks again Jason for picking up the check. Jason: Oh don’t even mention it. Actually Maggie insist......You're welcome Wally. Maggie: So Julie, have you seen Mike tonight? Julie: No. I haven’t seen him the whole evening. It’s just been me and Chrissy. Mike: Ah. Mum dad. When the heck did you guys get home? Grandma, Wally, what are you guys doing here? Grandma: Your father won’t let us leave until we pay half the check. Ben: Good one grandma. Mike: Hey Julie, here’s the soda you asked for. Carol: I thought you hadn’t seen him all evening. Maggie: We have some major family news to talk about. Mike: Yeah, about what? Maggie: Well, a loving couple that has come a very long way in just a few short months. Mike: Ah, do I know them? Maggie: Jason. Jason: Yes it seems that your grandmother and, uh... Wally: Wally. Jason: Wally, have set a wedding date. Mike: Ah right grandma! Maggie: Yes, its exactly two weeks from tomorrow. Grandma: On a cruise to the Caribbean. Carol: And on the very same boat that they met and fell in love. Grandma: And, the whole family's invited. Wally: Yes. My treat. Unless you think I’m going overboard. Yo0u get it? Overboard. Maggie: Oh and Julie, I had an idea. If you can take the time, we'd love for you to come with us and help with Chrissy. Julie: An ocean cruise to the Caribbean! Maggie: Uh hu. Julie: Wow! Maggie: Oh and Wally, you can’t pay for all of us and Julie. Wally: Oh I insist. Maggie: I know Wally, but I think that’s its just... Jason: Maggie, the man insists. I'll pick up the next cruise. Ben: Hey you guys please, if I meet a pretty girl, don’t mention that I pick my nose. Mike: Hey, the little one picks his nose. Grandma: Do you have everything Wally? Wally: Oh, by this time tomorrow I will. Everything I need in one little package. Maggie: Jason, you promised. Jason: Did I say anything negative? Maggie: Well I believe in our discussion, you also foresaw eyebrow lip squints, throat clears and bulging eyes. Jason: But Maggie.. Maggie: And buts. Especially big buts. Jason: Pardon me? Maggie: If you can’t give your mother your blessing, at least give her a silent smile. Maggie: Well she hardly needs my blessing Maggie. Mum, do you have everything you need for this trip? Grandma: Sure do. Jason: See. Wally: I'm in the mood for love.... Wally and Grandma: Simply because you're near me. Mike: Not a bad commute. Ben: Mike, listen to this. Fun activities for the whole family; shuffle board, a ping pong tournament and every Tuesday night a limbothon. Wooooo, hold me back! Mike, there's got to be something we can do on this ship. Mike: Yeah Bennie. There's got to be. Ben: And I’m not going to rest until I find it. Mike: Me either. Jason: Maybe it’s out here Maggie. Women! One suitcase is too many and a thousand is not enough. Julie: That was close. Mike: No, this is close. Jason: Honey, found your yellow bag. Where do you want it? Maggie: That’s not yellow, that’s canary. Your shirt is yellow. Jason: I thought it was golden. Well that must be mums, or Wally’s. Mum, is this your canary... Grandma: What this about a canary dear? Jason: Bag. Grandma: I think that uh, Jason was a little upset about what we were doing. Wally: What were we doing? Grandma: Making out. Wally: I know. I just wanted to hear you say making out. (Boat leaving) Mike: Dad. Jason: Hey Mike. Mike: Hey who are we waving to? Jason: I don’t know Mike. Just go with the flow. Ben: Children’s play room. When I have kids I’ll be back. Casino. Well, well, well. Lady: for the last time, you are too young. Now stay out! Ben: And the only reason you are throwing me out is because I was winning. Man, there's got o be something I’m old enough to do. Limbothon, beer drinking ... ? Young man. Would you like a little captain’s hat? Ben: That’s ok. ? They are free. Ben: My dad will probably want one. ? I'm Doreen. Your ships kids’ officer. What’s your name? Ben: Ben Seaver. Doreen: Seaver. Seaver, Seaver, Seaver. Ben: It might be under Wally Openmyer. Doreen: The Openmyer wedding party? I just met them. They are such a cute couple. I'm taking care of all the bridal arrangements. I'm also "your ships social director". Hey, let me show you are darned exciting play room. You want a make up holder for your mum? Ben: Oh that’s ok. Bikini Lady: (speaks in Swedish) Doreen: I'm also "your ships linguist". This is the University of Stockholm’s gymnastic team. Ben: Wow. Bikini Lady: (more Swedish) Doreen: (reply in Swedish) Ben: What did she just say? What did she just say? Doreen: I'll have to show them to the pool. Ben: I'll do it. I'm your ships hornball. Grandma: So Wally had no place to eat, but I juts happened to have an empty seat. And the rest is history. Maggie: And is this where you proposed? Wally: Nah. That was in Urma's cabin, on the balcony. Grandma: Under a full moon. Maggie: Oh! Jason: Oh! Ben: Did I miss lunch? Maggie: Yes Ben. Ben! You are all wet. Ben: Tell me about it. Jason: Well go change into some dry clothes. Ben: That’s alright. I think I’ll just try swimming in my trunks for a change. Wally: Neither of you's ever been on a cruise before? Jason: Ah.. Maggie: No. Carol: Grandma, mum, the bachelorette party's in less than an hour and you don’t want to be late. That’s all I’m saying. Grandma: Oh carol's such a good girl. Maggie: I wonder what she's got planned. Grandma: Oh I wonder. Jason: Ah mum.. Grandma: Yes dear. Jason: I have a little something for you. Grandma: A wedding gift? Jason: It’s not a gift so much, but yes it is for the wedding. Wally: Ahh! Jason: We'll be right with you. Can you give us just one minute? Grandma: Well Jason, what is it? Jason: Well mum, you know, uh, marriage is a wonderful beautiful thing. And the opposite of marriage, divorce, that’s a horrible ugly thing mum. And god forbid it should ever happen to you and Wally after you get married, but, uh, well just, I would like you to have the piece of mind that something like this would provide. Grandma: What’s this? Jason: Just a little something I had my lawyer whip up. It’s really very simple. Grandma: Standard pre-nuptial agreement. Jason: Yep yep yep. It’s uh, I think as soon as you get over your initial reaction, mum you are going to see the wisdom.....uh... Wally: What’s the matter? Grandma: Wally, I think I need some air. Wally: What went on? What did he say? Jason: So uh, see you two kids at rehearsal. What? Wasn’t I polite all through lunch? Mike: So, what do you say, you and me both have our own private little lifeboat girl tonight? Julie: Mike I can’t. They all invited me to the bachelorette party. I have to go. Mike: Why? Julie: Cos I’m a bachelorette. Who's totally free after seven o clock. Mike: Oh what a coinky dink. I'm a bachelor who's totally free after seven o clock. Man: Oh, it’s always nice to see a young married couple with a baby. Mike: Oh, we're not married. Hey, mind if I drive? Hey, hold on Chrissy. Julie: I feel very close to you right now Mike. Mike: Hey we are. Julie: I'm serious. I'm falling in love with you. Mike: Well come on in. The water's fine. Lady: Oh, a nice young married couple. Julie: We're...thank you. It’s easier. Ben: Mike, where are you? Julie: I'll meet you right back here at seven. Mike: Seven o clock. Ok, don’t be late. Ben: Mike! Where are you? Mike: I/m right here. Ben: Mike, this is so cool. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike, you will not believe this. Today is our lucky day. Mike: What? What is it? Ben: Mike, there are twenty of the hottest babes in the world on this boat. Mike: So. Ben: We are talking Swedish, blonde, gymnast. Mike: Hey Ben, look, there is much more to a woman than the way she looks. I mean you've got to take into account all kinds of things like, a personality and her intelligence, and uh, and her uh, uh, uh. So what was I saying? Ben: What was who saying? Maggie: Jason, I have an idea. Why don’t you just stink bomb you're mother’s bachelorette party? Jason: Come on Maggie! Pre-nuptial agreements are hardly un heard of. Maggie: Well I wouldn’t exactly call it a romantic gift. Jason: Well sometimes romance doesn’t last for ever. Maggie: Jason, don’t give me straight lines like that. Jason: Can you blame me a man for trying to look out for his mother’s best interest? Maggie: Yes, I can. Chrissy if you are ever going to have gas, now is the time. Grandma: You would think Jason would know better. Maggie: What was he thinking? Grandma: What a boob. Maggie: Urma, that boob is my husband. Grandma: Sorry. Carol: Your bachelorette party is almost ready. Just give me ten seconds. Grandma: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Carol: What's with grandma? Maggie: Oh your dad did something stupid. Carol: What was he thinking? Maggie: What a boob. Carol: Mum, that boob is my father. Maggie: Sorry. You know Urma, no matter what Jason does, no matter how silly or twisted or border line nut bar, he does it out of love for you. Grandma: You're right Maggie. Maggie: And you can’t let him spoil this week for you. Grandma: True. Maggie: Come on. Carol: Welcome aboard. We've been expecting you. Maggie and Urma: Oh kids! Carol: Urma Seaver, kiss your single days goodbye. Have a punch, have a cracker and have a ball, as you watch the amazing Lorenzo! Song and Lorenzo strips: Get your motor running. Heading on the high way. Maggie: Uh, uh, uh, uh. I cant. Carol, what is this? Carol: Its ok mum. He's a professional. Maggie: Where did you find him? Carol: Well he's the dealer at the casino. Maggie: I thought you had to be twenty one to get into the casino. Carol: I didn’t meet him at the casino. I met him at the sauna. Maggie: Carol, this is your fathers’ mother here. This is not appropriate entertainment. Grandma: That’s right. We'll tell him to leave as soon as he's finished. (Swedish ladies screaming in pool) Mike: Twenty Swedish girls, and I can’t do a thing about it. Ben: Hey Mike. What you doing up there? Come on in. The waters warm. And not just the water. Mike: Hey, no thanks Bennie. I'd rather stay up here and watch. (Under his breath) From a safe distance. Carry on. Mike in his mind: Oh, no, no, no. Oh. Ooh. Mike: Why now? Ben: Hey mike, give it here. Swedish girls: (screaming) Ben: Mike come on. One more person is needed. Mike: No listen. I've got to meet someone at seven o clock. Swedish girls: Please. Please. Please. Mike: Well, hey. If it will improve international relations and ease world tensions, what’s five minutes? (Jumps in water) That’s three aside for chunky wunky. (Julie waiting for Mike) Doreen: I understand "your ships Elvis impersonator" is part of the wedding? Elvis: Yo. Grandma: I know it seems odd, but he was part of the magical night when we met. And we just couldn’t tie the knot without the prince. Wally: The King. Doreen: Now then, pay attention! This is the aisle, and these are the chairs, and this is a very unhappy man. Jason: No, I’m not unhappy. I was just thinking of a way I might apologize. I got everybody so upset with that whole prenuptial thing, and please just forget I ever brought it up. Ok? Maggie: Oh Jason, that’s so nice. Grandma: Thank you Jason. Doreen: Isn’t he a sweet heart. Elvis: Yo. Jason: Hey. Wally: Jason.. Jason: Wally. Carol: It’s going to be Grandpa Wally after tomorrow. Jason: Grandpa Wally! Now the last thing I want to do is upset anybody. Really. I just wanted to make sure nobody has any lingering suspicions that Wally might be some kind of gold digger on a pension dragging in an emotionally vulnerable woman. Nough said. Let’s have some fun. Maggie: Lingering suspicions! Wally: Gold digger on a pension! Grandma: An emotionally vulnerable woman! Carol: Nough said! Jason: Well ok, maybe I should apologize for my apology now. Maggie: No, no don’t say anything. Wally: Now just a minute here.. Grandma: Wally, Wally. Forget it. Please, for me. Thank you. Doreen: Isn’t he a sweet heart? Elvis: Yo! (Julie still waiting) (Mike and Ben getting massages from the Swedish girls) Mike: Lower, lower. Ah! You know Ben, I just realized that this is the first time in my life I’ve been touched by eight female hands at the same time. Ben: Second for me. Mike: Yeah right. When did four girls put sun tan lotion on you at night? Well hello... Julie: Julie. Mike: Julie, that’s funny I...Julie! Julie look, its not what it looks like. Alright, ha ha. Hey Bennie, Bennie. Look who it is. It’s Julie. Swedish Girls: Hi Julie. Julie: What is it then? Mike: well uh, I was just helping some foreigners with their first difficult days in America. Julie: We're in international waters. Mike: Yeah. Well if I found that out an hour ago, I wouldn’t have been here. Julie: You expect me to believe that you didn’t stand me up to get greased down by a million other women? Swedish girl: Mikey, you do me now ya? Julie: I trusted you. Mike: Uh listen. You'll have to start without me alright. Julie: Well maybe I should too. Mike: Would you keep it down. Julie: Keep it down. Mike: Yes come on. Ben is right over there. You know. Our relationship. Julie: What relationship. Mike: Hey Julie. Julie! Doreen: And then "your ships captain" will stand here and say: "If anyone among us knows why this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace". Jason: Ha ha ha.I was thinking of something else totally. Please. Wally: Look pal. I've had just about enough of your hooee. Grandma: Wally! Wally: Well Urma, I can’t take this. Grandma: look. No matter what Jason says or does, he's doing it out of love. Wally: This isn’t about your son the boob. This is about you and me and our life together. Now its time we forgot your goofy family. Family: What? Grandma: Well at least my goofy family had the courtesy to show up. Wally: Oh and that’s a good thing? Grandma: Don’t you talk to me in that tone. Jason: Can we just table this conversation and get on with the rehearsal? Wally: Shut up! Grandma: Don’t you tell my son to shut up. Maggie: Uh uh, Urma, Wally, why don’t you just calm down. We are losing sight of hwy we are here. Doreen, why don’t you just.. Doreen: And then "your ships captain" will ask you two to step forward and take each other for life. Grandma: For life! Wally: Well you make it sound like an alternative to the death penalty. Grandma: Well maybe you would like a pardon. Wally: Well maybe I would like a helicopter. Grandma: Well don’t wait for the helicopter. Swim for it! Jason: This is exactly the kind of unforeseen situation prenuptial agreements are designed to protect you against. Maggie: Ha! Doreen: Attention happy passengers. I hope you all enjoyed the first day of your dream cruise. Maybe you found a special person and you are with them right now. Or maybe you planned ahead and brought that special person with you. Either way, I can just feel it. Romance is in the air tonight. And remember everybody, there are six more wonderful days where this came from. Enjoy! |
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