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I went back to Eton, tried to put all this out of my mind, tried to focus on my schoolwork.

Tried to be calm.

I listened over and over to my go-to soothing CD: Sounds of the Okavango. Forty tracks:

Crickets. Baboons. Rainstorm. Thunder. Birds. Lions and hyenas scrapping over a kill. At night,shutting off the lights, I’d hit play. My room sounded like a tributary of the Okavango. It was theonly way I could sleep.

After a few days the meeting with Marko receded from consciousness. It began to feel like anightmare.

But then I woke to the actual nightmare.

A blaring front-page headline: Harry’s Drugs Shame.

January 2002.

Spread over seven pages inside the newspaper were all the lies Marko had presented to me,and many more. The story not only had me down as a habitual drug user, it had me recently goingto rehab. Rehab! The editor had got her mitts on some photos of Marko and me paying a visit to asuburban rehab center, months earlier, a typical part of my princely charitable work, and she’drepurposed the photos, made them visual aids for her libelous fiction.

I gazed at the photos and read the story in shock. I felt sickened, horrified. I imaginedeveryone, all my countrymen and countrywomen, reading these things, believing them. I couldhear people all across the Commonwealth gossiping about me.

Crikey, the boy’s a disgrace.

His poor dad—after all he’s been through?

More, I felt heartbroken at the idea that this had been partly the work of my own family, myown father and future stepmother. They’d abetted this nonsense. For what? To make their ownlives a bit easier?

I phoned Willy. I couldn’t speak. He couldn’t either. He was sympathetic, and more. (Rawdeal, Harold.) At moments he was even angrier about the whole thing than I was, because he wasprivy to more details about the spin doctor and the backroom dealings that had led to this publicsacrifice of the Spare.

And yet, in the same breath, he assured me that there was nothing to be done. This was Pa.

This was Camilla. This was royal life.

This was our life.

I phoned Marko. He too offered sympathy.

I asked him to remind me, What was this editor’s name? He said it, and I committed it tomemory, but in the years since then I’ve avoided speaking it, and I don’t wish to repeat it here.

Spare the reader, but also myself. Besides, can it possibly be a coincidence that the name of thewoman who pretended I went to rehab is a perfect anagram for…Rehabber Kooks? Is the universenot saying something there?

Who am I not to listen?

Over several weeks, newspapers continued to rehash the Rehabber Kooks libels, along withvarious new and equally fabricated accounts of goings-on in Club H. Our fairly innocent teenageclubhouse was made to sound like Caligula’s bedchamber.

Around this time one of Pa’s dearest friends came to Highgrove. She was with her husband. Paasked me to give them a tour. I walked them around the gardens, but they didn’t care about Pa’slavender and honeysuckle.

The woman asked eagerly: Where’s Club H?

An avid reader of all the papers.

I led her to the door, opened it. I pointed down the dark steps.

She breathed in deeply, smiled. Oh, it even smells of weed!

It didn’t, though. It smelt of damp earth, stone and moss. It smelt of cut flowers, clean dirt—and maybe a hint of beer. Lovely smell, totally organic, but the power of suggestion had takenhold of this woman. Even when I swore to her that there was no weed, that we’d never once donedrugs down there, she gave me a wink.

I thought she was going to ask me to sell her a bag.