Unit 11 Social Relations
Legs(E)
In the first-class carriage on a trainthree men and a beautiful young girl join in a conversationThe young girl proposes,"If each of you gives me $10,I'll show you my legs."The men,charmed by this young girlall pull a ten-dollar bill out of their walletsThe girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in fullConversation continues,and the men,a bit excited,have all taken off their coatsThen the young girl says,"If you give me $100,I'll show you where I had an operation on my belly."All three hand the money to her.
The girl then turns to the windowand points outside at a building they're passing"See there in the distance.That's the hospital where I had it done!"Mark loved baked beans very much.
On his birthday,he walked past a cafeand the wonderful smell of baked beans overwhelmed himSince he was still a couple of blocks from homehe figured he could eat some beans and then walk off any ill effectsSo he had two large helpings of beans,and then he walked all the way home.
His wife met him at the door and seemed excitedShe said,"Darling,I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"She blindfolded him,and led him to his chair at the head of the tablemaking him promise not to peekAt this point,he was beginning to feel a fart coming onJust as she was about to remove the blinmdfoldthe telephone rang,and she went to answer itWhile she was gone,Mark shifted his weight to one leg and let goIt was not only loud but also smelly like a rotten eggHe felt for his napkin and fanned the air about himWhen he heard his wife ending her conversation on the phone,he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and put his hands on top of itHis wife removed the blindfold and yelled,"Surprise!"To his shockthere were eight dinner guests seated around the tablefor his surprise birthday party |