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Can I help you, sir?
Yes, I’m looking for a job.
I see. Do sit down, won’t you?
Now, what kind of job are you looking for?
Does it matter?
We try to find the right job for everybody, you see.
Now, are you employed or unemployed at the moment?
Unemployed.
And what was you last job?
I cooked as an attendant in a gas station.
How long did you work there, please?
For two and a half days.
Oh! Is that all? And may I ask why？
I got sacked.
Oh! I see, well, let’s see what we can find for you.
Ah! This is a very nice job! Just night for you, I think.
I’ll just have to ask you a couple of questions.
First, do you have a driver’s license?
Yes.
Can I have a look at it, please?
Here you are.
Thank you. Secondly, have you ever been in prison?
No, I haven’t. Why?
Excellent! You’re just past the right man for the job.
What job!
I’ll give you the address: Gobal Car Parks, 233 Eastway.
Say you’re come for the job as attendant.
Car Park attendant?
That’s right. I’m so glad to have helped you. Goodbye.
Sir!
Does she expect me to work in a car park?
Me, John Berry? I’ve been an important executive: on big man in plastic boxes!
I had my own secretary! What does that woman think I am, huh? Oh, well. I guess it’s better than nothing go cents, please! |