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50. There it is, nicely set up. I’m ready to switch it on now. But what am I going to do with this plug?
51. I can’t see anywhere to plug it in. hey, Maurice! Excuse me! Damn it, he’s still asleep.
52. I know, I’ll go over to the fruitfarm; maybe I’ll find some kind of socket there.
53. That’s funny! There doesn’t seem to be anybody around. Hello! Is anybody there? And I can’t see any sockets either.
54. “no entry” Gosh! Let’s see what’s on the other side of this door.
55. It doesn’t look much like a farm. It seems to be full of computers and things. Ah, good there’s a socket.
56. I can plug in the equipment. Oh, dear, nothing’s happened. I’ll have to find a switch.
57. The trouble is there’re millions of switch in here.
58. That one over there seems to be the biggest one. I’ll try.
59. 30 second to total destruction! 28 seconds to total destruction.
60. Oh, dear. What have I done?
61. 26 second to total destruction! 22 seconds to total destruction!
62. I’d better get out of here.
63. 24 seconds to the total destruction! 22 seconds to total destruction!
64. Maurice, Maurice! Wake up!
65. 14 seconds to total destruction!
66. He’s not in the truck anymore! Oh, there he is! Maurice!
67. Hi. Maurice! Gee, I’m real sorry, you know.
68. I was just, like, looking for somewhere to plug in the equipment, you see.
69. Never mind about that, just run!
70. 4 seconds to total destruction!
71. Do you think it matters if we don’t do a sound? what’s it?
72. 2 seconds to total destruction!
73. Get down!
74. What the hell’s that?
75. Stop! Hey, stop!
76. What’s going on? Are you alright?
77. There’s been an accident. Can you give us a ride back to post of Spain?
78. But what was that explosion?
79. I don’t know. I was just relaxing in my truck. You’d better ask this guy.
80. Oh, it’s you again, what happened?
81. I’m sorry, you see. I was just looking for somewhere to plug in the equipment, that’s all, and I just found this switch.
82. I didn’t mean to do anything wrong, really!
83. Well, has anyone been hurt? Shall I try and get an ambulance?
84. I don’t know, man, I didn’t see, but the farm and all the fields around have been completely destroyed.
85. Did you say: the farm?
86. That’s right.
87. Not granny P’s fruit farm?
88. That’s the one, why?
89. Ha-ha-ha! Completely destroyed? Everything?
90. Yes!
91. I can’t believe it! That’s wonderful! That’s incredible! Hell done! Congratulation!
92. Look, what’s so bloody funny, man? How would you like it if I come to your country and started an explosion?
93. How would you like it if your house was destroyed, eh? You tourist!
94. Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that. It’s just a .. I’ve done what I came here to do.
95. That means I can go back to Washdon now; back to Susan!
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