A: Have you heard who got elected?
B: No, who won?
A: Our new President is John McCain.
B: What? You can’t be serious!
A: I was just as shocked when I found out.
B: Why would anyone vote for McCain?
A: The people have spoken.
B: That’s horrible.
A: If you don’t like that, then you’re probably going to be mad at what I tell you next.
B: More bad news?
A: I was just joking, and Obama is our new President.
B: Are you serious this time? That’s wonderful news.
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