小正太拔牙趣事：打了麻药胡言乱语出名全纪录

 Yeah, I know. How did it go? 

觉得怎么样

I didn't feel anything.

我...没有任何感觉

Yeah. 

是喔

I feel fun.

我觉得很好笑

Kind of feel good, didn't it?

好像感觉不错对不对

Is this real life? 

这是真实的世界吗

Yeah. This is real life.

对，是真的

Ok, now, Ok, now I have two fingers.

好，现在，我...有两根手指

Good. 

很好

Now four fingers.

我有四根手指

Four fingers? No, don't put that in , don't put it in your mouth. Ok? 

四根手指？不要，不要把手指放进嘴巴里，好吗

You feel good?

你还好吗

I can't see anything.

我看不到任何东西

Yes, you can. 

你可以

Stay in your seat.

乖乖待在椅子上

I don't feel tired. 

我不觉得累

You don't? No? 

不会吗

Do I have stitches¹?

我有缝起来吗

Do I have stitches?

有缝起来吗

Yes. 

有

On my teeth?

在我牙齿？

Yeah. Don't touch it. Don't.

对，别碰它

Why can't I touch it? 

为什么我不能碰

Because it'll mess up the stitches.

因为你会把缝好的伤口弄烂

You have four eyes.

你有四个眼睛

I feel, I feel funny.

我...我觉得很好笑

Why is this happening to me?

为什么这种事会发生在我身上

It's Ok, but it's just from the medicine. Ok? 

没关系，那只是因为药物的关系

Is this gonna be forever?

我会永远这样嘛

No, no. It won't be forever.

不会的，你不会永远这样

1 stitches   

n.（缝纫或编织中的）一针( stitch的名词复数 )；缝法；衣服；（缝合伤口的）缝线v.缝，缝补，缝合( stitch的第三人称单数 )；[引申]把某物连在一起

参考例句：

• Try to keep the stitches small and straight. 针脚要尽量缝得小而直。
• Knit the next two stitches together to make the garment narrower. 下两针织在一起，把衣服弄瘦点儿。 来自《简明英汉词典》