《逗鸟外传》精讲 19为什么想当老板

Oh, it's so exciting. What can we expect from boss¹. Junior²?

太令人兴奋了。当老板有什么好处嘛？

Oh, you know that's top secret.

不可说，这可是高级机密

You can tell me. Come on. It's gonna be big!

你就告诉我嘛。好处是大大的有！

Like what? Like, what, how big? Like, what are you gonna do?

有多大？你要去做什么？

I prefer not to talk about it right now.

现在还不适合说

Do you not know? What?

你也不知道吧？什么？

Oh, my gosh. You don't know. I know.

天呐，你真的不知道。我知道。

If you don't know,then why do you wanna be boss?

既然你不知道会得到什么，那你为什么想当老板？

I know. You don't.Oh, man,you laugh when you're uncomfortable.No.

我知道。不，你不知道。得了吧，你感到不自在的时候会笑。哪有

Am I pushing your buttons? Uh, no.Yes, lam. Nah.No.

我能戳你吗？不行。可以。这不行。

Beep, beep, boop, boop...No, those aren't even where my buttons would be if I had buttons.Beep, beep, boop, boop...So, nice try.

biu...即使我有按钮，你戳的地方也不是我的按钮 biubiu...尽管试吧

I am programming³ you to tell me why you want to be boss.

我在竭力让你告诉我你为什么那么想当老板

I love robots, so this is fun.

我爱机器人，所以这十分有趣

We're having a good time together.Why do you wanna be boss?Why do you wanna be boss?Back off!

我们在一起非常愉快, 你到底为什么想当老板啊？ 别问了！

Wow! Well, that was funny.You almost died.

哇哦，也是挺有趣的，你差点就死了

I guess the lesson we learned⁴ today is don't ask me why I want to be boss, right?Okay, good talk. Good talk.

今天的这个教训告诉我们不要问我为什么想当老板，对吧？没错，相谈甚欢

1 boss   

n.老板，上司；v.指挥，控制

参考例句：

• When the boss gets mad, leave him alone.当老板生气时，不要理他。
• I'm my own boss.我自己当自己的老板。

2 junior   

adj.年少的，较年幼的；资历较浅的；三年级的；n.年少者；等级较低者；三年级学生

参考例句：

• Mary,a junior,will graduate next year.玛丽，一名三年级的中学生，明年将毕业。
• We could give the job to somebody junior.我们可以把这份工作交给职位较低的人。

3 programming   

n.编程，规划， 设计

参考例句：

• There are some programming errors that need correction.有一些程式错误需要修改。
• He asked his teacher to expand on the steps of programming.他要老师进一步阐述编制程序的步骤。

4 learned   

adj.有学问的，博学的；learn的过去式和过去分词

参考例句：

• He went into a rage when he learned about it.他听到这事后勃然大怒。
• In this little village,he passed for a learned man.在这个小村子里，他被视为有学问的人。