艾伦脱口秀第83期:超级碗大赛

 　　Anybody in law school? 如果有人学法律的话

　　I will tell you if what you are doing...if you're trying to pass the "bar"? 也许你正在愁怎么考过司法考试（音同酒吧） 我来告诉你怎么考过

　　Stop, turn around, go back in the bar,Have a shot of tequila. 停下来 转个身 走进一家酒吧 喝杯龙舌兰

　　I passed 3 bars this morning,I know what I'm talking about. 早上我走"过"了3间酒吧 我当然知道自己在说什么

　　Anybody studies in economics?This is money and it's a lot of it. 有学经济学的吗 这里有很多钱

　　Now-Pay attention if you study in physics or meteorology,I just made it rain. 现在 学物理学和气象学的要注意了哈 我来下个钱"雨"

　　Gravity.So, that's gravity.Now it's time for the anatomy¹ lesson. 看 地心引力 这就是重力 该上解剖学了

　　Nick, my gardener, Nick, where are you?Please, get naked for educational purposes. 尼克 我的园丁尼克 你在哪呢 请你为教育大业牺牲一下 脱个衣服 露个肉肉

　　Thank you.A- for not to take your pants off. 谢谢 没脱裤子 只给你A-

　　Hey, can you pick up that money right over there?Thank you. 麻烦你捡下那边的钱好吗 谢谢

　　Finally, if anyone here is studying in math or music appreciation², 最后 如果有人是学数学或者音乐鉴赏的话

　　Listen up,I have two feet and I am gonna use them While we play this music to dance to. 注意哦 我有"两"只脚 而且我会用我的双脚 跟着这段音乐跳舞

1 anatomy   

n.解剖学，解剖；功能，结构，组织

参考例句：

• He found out a great deal about the anatomy of animals.在动物解剖学方面，他有过许多发现。
• The hurricane's anatomy was powerful and complex.对飓风的剖析是一项庞大而复杂的工作。

2 appreciation   

n.评价；欣赏；感谢；领会，理解；价格上涨

参考例句：

• I would like to express my appreciation and thanks to you all.我想对你们所有人表达我的感激和谢意。
• I'll be sending them a donation in appreciation of their help.我将送给他们一笔捐款以感谢他们的帮助。