艾伦脱口秀第43期:主持奥斯卡颁奖典礼
We are back with me and Patrick Harris.And here you are.You wouldn't know it, but this is you on the cover of the Entertainment Weekly. 欢迎回来 这是尼尔帕特里克哈里斯 看看 这是你 你们肯定猜不到 但这是你在 娱乐周刊的
艾伦脱口秀第44期:世界上最红的人
Alright.What happened.I'm doing impressions.Impression? Oh, good. 好的 怎么了 我在调整表情 调整表情 好的 Oh, alright alright alright. - Oh gosh, I'm blanking.I, I was. - Yes, I know, of course. 好的 好的 -我晕 我现在一片空白
艾伦脱口秀第45期:发挥创造力
I won't show you all of them, Ellen.It will show you the overview.cause that way I can easily print them. 艾伦 我不会全都给你看 所以给你看个大概 这样我可以很轻易地把他们打印出来 That way And we're to go back again.Ev
艾伦脱口秀第46期:跟别人分享音乐
I will not show you all of them, Ellen, just a few. 艾伦 我不会让你看全部 只让你看个大概 Cause that way I can easily print them. 因为这样的话 我能轻易地把它们打印出来 Which is fantastic that my parents don't have an
艾伦脱口秀第47期:量身打造一款应用
It's excellent.But I can also get something back. 真是太棒了 而且我还能把东西传回去 Does you know about that.Some coconut from California. 你们知道吗 加利福尼亚的椰子汁 One second, please. Here we go. Makes it come in. 等
艾伦脱口秀第48期:简直难以置信
Hello, right over there.Hi.So, what about these two beautiful ladies. 你们好 嗨 这两位漂亮的女士 Would you join me in a selfie?Sure.So, please, come here closer. 想和我来张自拍吗 好啊 离我近点儿 Try to come around and be re
艾伦脱口秀第49期:人生新阶段
Our next guest is one of the stars of the hit CBS show Criminal minds. 我们的下一位嘉宾 是CBS电视台热播剧犯罪心理的主演明星 Take a look.We're going on vacation tomorrow. 请看大屏幕 明天我们就可以去休假了 I'll b
艾伦脱口秀第50期:和粉丝们调情
My grandmother told me a long time ago,she's up there, smiling at me. 我奶奶很久以前就告诉过我 她现在正在天堂冲着我微笑呢 She said, I told you, I told you when you least expect it she would show up out of the blue and bite yo
艾伦脱口秀第51期:筹集更多善款
Where we look it.Come on.You know what is funny,I have no idea if that outfit is on backwards. 在哪呢 笑什么 你知道笑点在哪吗 我到现在都不知道那件衣服我是不是穿反了 No ideas.I think it is.So criminal minds. This id th
艾伦脱口秀第52期:来玩踢球游戏
We're back with Shemar Moore and his girlfriend. 这是谢玛摩尔和他的女朋友 We know that raising money for M.S. Is very important to you. 我们知道为M.S.机构筹集善款对你们来说很重要 My mama and millions of others. 对我妈妈
艾伦脱口秀第53期:邻家男孩
Jennifer Lopez.The Boy Next Door costar.Today, Ellen clears up all the rumors. 詹妮弗洛佩兹 出演电影邻家男孩 今天 艾伦会撇清所有的谣言 So there's nothing going on.What the heck I am not in his business like that. 所以什么都
艾伦脱口秀第54期:非常依赖手机
It's been two minutes.How do you feel? 现在已经过了两分钟了 你们感觉怎么样 Anybody going with, with the yeah, maybe missing calls. 也许有人会在想 会不会有未接来电啊 We depend so much on our phones these days. 现在我们
艾伦脱口秀第55期:开始恐慌
And then I did that thing where you call your phone and you are listening for it. 然后我就打给我的手机 听它在哪里 And, um, you know,so I had my ear all over on the sofa cushions,and by the drawers,and then I had my ear on the ground. 你
艾伦脱口秀第56期:出人意料的舞会
Thanks everybody.I had an unexpected dance party.Thank you so much.So it's fun. 谢谢大家 真是个出人意料的舞会 感谢大家 很有趣 Say hello to my guest DJ. That's Twitch over there everybody. 向我的嘉宾DJ问好 大家 那位是T
艾伦脱口秀第57期:美国狙击手
I mean if there's anyone knows,when you are banged watching something, 我的意思是 正常思维下 当你们两个想看什么的时候 you do it together.You don't You wait for your partner to get home.You don't 你们会一起看 你不会（一个
