英语播客EnglishPod 64

 A:     Really, gentlemen, you can’t take me to jail! Don’t
       you know who I am? Kris Kringle, you know, Papa
        Noel,  Pere  Noel,  Babbo  Natale,  sheng  dan  lao
        ren!

 B:    Yeah, Yeah, we’ve heard that one before, haven’t
       we Joe?

 C:    Yeah, last week we booked this guy who claimed
       to be the tooth fairy! Can you believe that?

 A:     It’s Christmas Eve and I have all these presents to
       deliver! Where is your Christmas spirit? What will
        happen when all the children wake up tomorrow
       and don’t find any gifts in their stockings?

 B:     Sorry buddy¹, you were parked in  a  no-parking
       zone, you were speeding, and you have no ID!

 C:     Besides that, even if we let  you  go   now, your
       sleigh  has  been  impounded  and  those  reindeer²
       were taken to the city zoo.

 A:    What! This  is  unbelievable! What’s  this  world
       coming to? Christmas is ruined!

 C:    What’s  that  up  ahead? It looks like... elves!!
        Elves!! Whoa, they’re shooting  candy  canes³!
        Mayday, Mayday, we are under heavy attack!  We
        need backup!

1 buddy   

n.（美口）密友，伙伴

参考例句：

• Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
• Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！

2 reindeer   

n.驯鹿

参考例句：

• The herd of reindeer was being trailed by a pack of wolves.那群驯鹿被一只狼群寻踪追赶上来。
• The life of the Reindeer men was a frontier life.驯鹿时代人的生活是一种边区生活。

3 canes   

n.（某些植物，如竹或甘蔗的）茎( cane的名词复数 )；（用于制作家具等的）竹竿；竹杖

参考例句：

• Sugar canes eat sweet. 甘蔗吃起来很甜。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• I saw several sugar canes, but wild, and for cultivation, imperfect. 我还看到一些甘蔗，因为是野生的，未经人工栽培，所以不太好吃。 来自英汉 - 翻译样例 - 文学