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英文笑话:Chicken soup 鸡汤

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Joe was1 in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else." The hospital worker said2, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless3, the patient4 refused to eat it. That night, a patient in the room with Joe had5 a bad stomach6 pain7 so the nurses came8 in to give him an enema. By mistake9, they gave10 the enema to Joe. The following11 week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital. He told him, "Well, the hospital itself12 is pretty good, but they're very strict13 about their food. when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove14 it up your behind!"

Joe在住院,一天午餐时间,他看了看自己的饭菜,说:“我不喜欢鸡汤,拿点别的给我吧。”医院的护工说:“鸡汤对您的身体有好处,医生说您得喝这个。” 无论如何,Joe还是不肯喝。那天晚上,和Joe同房间的一个病人得了严重的胃病,于是护士过来给他灌肠。可是他们搞错了,给Joe做了灌肠。第二个礼拜,Joe出院时,新住进来的病人问他觉得医院怎么样。Joe告诉他:“这个医院本身是很好的,但是他们对伙食真的很严格,如果他们让你喝鸡汤,你最好喝了它,不然他们会半夜过来硬是从你后面塞进去!”


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1 was bglwv     
v.(is,am的过去式)是,在
参考例句:
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
2 said IYtxh     
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句:
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
3 regardless HUhxU     
adj.不留心的,不注意的;不管,不顾;adv.无论如何,不管怎样
参考例句:
  • I protested,but she carried on regardless.我极力反对,但她仍一意孤行。
  • I shall go regardless of the weather.无论天气好坏我都要去。
4 patient aACyd     
n.病人;adj.有耐心的,能容忍的
参考例句:
  • The doctor told the patient that he was in good way.大夫对病人说,他的病情已在好转。
  • We must be patient with children.我们对孩子要耐心。
5 had FeBxb     
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词;conj.有
参考例句:
  • I just had a good idea!我有个好主意!
  • The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
6 stomach MuiwU     
n.胃;v.忍受,容忍;vt.承受,忍受
参考例句:
  • I often feel a pain in my stomach.我经常胃疼。
  • You have to have a strong stomach to eat this food.要想吃这种食物,得不恶心才行。
7 pain V4Hz6     
n.痛苦,疼,痛,劳苦,努力;vt.使痛苦;vi.作痛
参考例句:
  • Bad teeth often cause pain. 坏牙常引起疼痛。
  • The patient cried with pain. 那病人痛苦地哭喊。
8 came xTYyl     
v.动词come的过去式
参考例句:
  • I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里,我很惊奇。
  • The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。
9 mistake ADDxY     
n.错误,误会;v.犯错,误认
参考例句:
  • Don't make the same mistake again.不要再犯同样的错。
  • I made a mistake but you should give me a chance.我犯了一次错误,但你应该给我一次机会。
10 gave YgSxz     
vbl.(give的过去式)给予,产生,发表
参考例句:
  • He asked for money and I gave him some.他要钱,我给了他一些。
  • I gave you a map so you wouldn't get lost. 我给你一张地图,这样你就不会迷路了。
11 following JsSznr     
n.下列各项,部下,党羽;aaj.下列的,其次的;vbl.跟随
参考例句:
  • The following is the full text.全文如下。
  • Answer the following questions.回答下列问题。
12 itself 9qTzV8     
pron.(it的反身代词)它自己,它本身
参考例句:
  • The thing itself is not important.这事情本身并不重要。
  • The machine will start by itself in a few seconds.几秒钟后,机器将自行启动。
13 strict itbwe     
adj.严格的;严厉的,绝对的,详尽的;精确的
参考例句:
  • We must be strict in our work.我们必须严于职守。
  • She is a strict teacher.她是个严格的教师。
14 shove gySwa     
vt.乱推,乱塞;vi.用力推,挤;n.猛推
参考例句:
  • She will not shove the heavy load onto others.她不愿意把重担推给别人。
  • Help me shove this furniture aside.帮我把这家具推到一边去。
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