英语笑话：Mozart 莫扎特

a tooth¹ pulled²

A man and his wife³ entered⁴ the dentist's office. The man said⁵, "I want a tooth pulled. We're in a big hurry, so forget about any pain⁶ killers⁷.
The dentist said，"You're very brave⁸. Which tooth is it?" The man said to his wife, "Show him your bad tooth, honey⁹.

Notes:
1.A man and his wife entered the dentist's officc. 一个男人和他妻子进入一家牙医诊所。
office 一般指办公室，但它也可表示公司、事务所、诊所 (clinic)、医务室(infirmary)等。

2.The roan said, "I want a tooth pulled."
这个男人说：“我想要拔牙。”
句中的“pulled”也可替换成extracted或taken out。“I want (to have) a tooth pulled”这个句子省略了 to have。“have +名词或代词十过去分词”表示“请人把人或物…' 如：She had¹⁰ her hair penned.她烫了头发。

3.We're in a big hurry, so orget about any pain killers.
我们时间很紧，所以就不用止痛要了。

4.The dentist said, "You're very brave."
这牙医说：“你很勇敢。”

5.Which tooth is it?
是哪颗牙？

6. The man said to his wife, "Show him your bad tooth, honey."
这个男人对他的妻子说："亲爱的，给他看你的蛀牙。”
所谓的bad tooth可能会有四种情形：①龋齿(cavity), ②牙齿的珐琅质(enamel)被腐蚀(decay),③牙龈(gums)生病，④牙齿松动(loose)。

1 tooth   

n. ([复数]teeth)牙齿

参考例句：

• Which tooth pains you?你哪一颗牙齿痛？
• I have a filling in the tooth.我补牙了。

2 pulled   

adj. 牵引的 动词pull的过去式和过去分词形式

参考例句：

• A police car pulled up alongside us. 一辆警车在我们旁边停了下来。
• She pulled the curtain aside. 她把窗帘拉向一边。

3 wife   

n.妻子，太太，老婆

参考例句：

• She is my wife.她是我妻子。
• He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。

4 entered   

v.进入( enter的过去式和过去分词 )；进去；参加；登记

参考例句：

• The jet entered Chinese airspace without permission. 那架喷气式飞机未经允许闯入中国领空。
• Please check that your surname and forenames have been correctly entered. 请核对你的姓名已正确输入。

5 said   

v.动词say的过去式、过去分词

参考例句：

• He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
• He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

6 pain   

n.痛苦，疼，痛，劳苦，努力；vt.使痛苦；vi.作痛

参考例句：

• Bad teeth often cause pain. 坏牙常引起疼痛。
• The patient cried with pain. 那病人痛苦地哭喊。

7 killers   

凶手( killer的名词复数 )； 消灭…者； 致命物； 极难的事

参考例句：

• He remained steadfast in his determination to bring the killers to justice. 他要将杀人凶手绳之以法的决心一直没有动摇。
• They were professional killers who did in John. 杀死约翰的这些人是职业杀手。

8 brave   

adj.勇敢的；v.勇敢地面对(危险等)；抵抗

参考例句：

• He is a brave soldier.他是一位勇敢的战士。
• I think you are very brave.我认为你非常勇敢。

9 honey   

n.蜂蜜，甜蜜，爱人；adj.蜂蜜似的，甜蜜的，甘美的；vt.加蜜使甜

参考例句：

• Honey is very sweet.蜂蜜很甜。
• That car is a honey.那辆轿车是个宝贝。

10 had   

vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有

参考例句：

• I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
• The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。