看老友记学英语 你个干燥水果的疯子！

CHANDLER: May I help you?

需要我效劳吗?

EDDIE: Why doesn't my key work and what's all my stuff¹ doin' downstairs?

我的钥匙为什么不能用了?我的东西为什么都在楼下?

CHANDLER: Well, I'm, I'm sorry...Ahhh. Have we met?

抱歉，我们有见过吗?

EDDIE: It's Eddie you freak, your roommate².

我是艾迪，呆子，你的室友

CHANDLER: I, I'm sorry, I uh, I already have a roommate.

对不起…我已经有室友了

JOEY: Hello.

你好啊。

CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.

他住很多年了，我不知道你在说什么，老兄。

EDDIE: No he, he moved out and I moved in.

他搬出去以后我才搬进来的。

CHANDLER: Well I, I think we'd remember something like that.

如果是那样的话，我们应该记得才对。

JOEY: I know I would.

我知道我会

EDDIE: Well that's uh, that's a good point. Um ok, well, uh, I guess I got the wrong apartment then. I, I'm, look, I'm, ya know, I'm sorry, I'm terriably sorry.

说得有道理，好，那我想我记错房子了，两位，对不起，对不起。

JOEY: Hey no problem.

没关系

CHANDLER: See ya. Goodbye you fruit drying psychopath. So you want me to help you unpack³ your stuff?

再见了，再会了，干燥水果的疯子。乔伊，要我帮你打开行李吗?

JOEY: Na, na I'm ok. Oh and uh, just so you know, I'm not movin' back in 'cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that that place wasn't really, I mean, this is...

不用了，我只是想让你知道，我是不得已才搬回来的，是不得已没错…但是在那个地方并不是真的…我是说，这里…

CHANDLER: Welcome home man.

欢迎回家，老兄。

JOEY: A little foos?

小试一下身手?

CHANDLER: Absolutely⁴.

没问题

JOEY: What happened to the foosball?

这颗球怎么了?

CHANDLER: Ah that's a cantelope.

那是颗哈蜜瓜

1 stuff   

n.原料，材料，东西；vt.填满；吃饱

参考例句：

• We could supply you with the stuff in the raw tomorrow.明天我们可以供应你原材料。
• He is not the stuff.他不是这个材料。

2 roommate   

n.室友

参考例句：

• My roommate is from New York.我的室友来自纽约。
• What is your roommate like?你的室友长得像什么样子呢？

3 unpack   

vt.打开包裹（或行李），卸货

参考例句：

• I must unpack before dinner.我得在饭前把行李打开。
• She said she would unpack the items later.她说以后再把箱子里的东西拿出来。

4 absolutely   

adv.绝对地；完全地

参考例句：

• The plane absolutely refused to start.这架飞机完全发动不起来。
• All the car parks are absolutely full.所有的停车场都停满了车。