看老友记学英语 他对我“意乱情迷”

Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?

如果我把整罐橄榄吃光，你要给我多少钱?

I won’t give you anything, but you’ll owe me 2.95.

我一块钱也不给，但你欠我两块九毛五。

Done.

成交。

Hey. I need an atlas¹! I need an atlas!

我需要地图。

Why? Do you have a report due?

干嘛?你要交报告?

I have a date with this diplomat² I met while I was giving free massages³ outside the UN and, I don’t know where his country is.

我昨天在联合国外做免费按摩，认识一个外交官，我要跟他约会，我不知道他是哪个国家的人。

Okay, let’s start with the free messages outside the UN.

先说你为什么要在联合国做免费按摩服务？

Oh!! That’s my new thing. I figure bodies at peace, make peace.

这是我的新目标，我认为平和的身体可以缔造和平。

Wow! You might just get the first Nobel prize in rubbing. So what country is this guy from?

你搞不好会得第一个诺贝尔按摩奖。这家伙是哪个国家的人?

Ick-neck-tree-anis..... There’s a “G”in there.

里面有个“G”。

Where’s that?

这个国家在哪里?

In your atlas!

在你的地图上。

I don’t have an atlas.

我没有地图。

Oh, but wait I do have a globe.

噢，等等，我有一个地球仪。

Hold on.

不过等等。

So Pheebs what’s this guy like?

Pheebs，他是什么样的人?

Umm, well he’s very dashing, you know, and umm, very, very sophisticated,

他很有冲劲，而且非常练达，

and he doesn’t speak any English, but according to his translator, he totally gets me.

他不会讲英文，但他的翻译说他对我意乱情迷。

Hay, here you go. (Hands her this tiny little globe.)

好，来了。

What is this?

这是什么?

It’s a globe and, a pencil sharpener.

地球仪，也是削铅笔机。

1 atlas   

n.地图册，图表集

参考例句：

• He reached down the atlas from the top shelf.他从书架顶层取下地图集。
• The atlas contains forty maps,including three of Great Britain.这本地图集有40幅地图，其中包括3幅英国地图。

2 diplomat   

n.外交官，外交家；能交际的人，圆滑的人

参考例句：

• The diplomat threw in a joke, and the tension was instantly relieved.那位外交官插进一个笑话，紧张的气氛顿时缓和下来。
• He served as a diplomat in Russia before the war.战前他在俄罗斯当外交官。

3 massages   

按摩，推拿( massage的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• At present the doctor is giving him daily massages to help restore the function of his limbs. 目前医生每天在给他按摩，帮助他恢复腿臂的功能。
• His father massages his nose and chin. 他爸爸揉了揉鼻子和下巴。