《柯南脱口秀》第79期:疯狂的事情

 I would love that.Do you think any of that comes from being Australia,just loving the outdoors?It kind of does,actually. 我很乐意 你觉得澳大利亚人 是不是都很喜欢户外 其实是的

We grow up with things like spiders in the pool. 我们从小就看着泳池里有蜘蛛

spiders in the pool.Yes,we have a spider called funnel¹ web,which can exist in a bubble². 有一种蜘蛛叫漏斗网 能够在泡泡里生存

We really are in school now. 我们现在真是回到了学校

It can exist in a bubble in the pool and you have to look in the pool before you swim to make sure. 它能够生存在泳池的泡泡里 游泳前得先看看泳池确保安全

I mean,this isn't frequent but I know to check the pool first.Is it a deadly snake? 并不经常发生 但是我知道得先检查泳池 那是一种致命的蛇吗

No,it's a spider.Oh,spider,spider.That's what I meant.I meant spider.I was listening,I square to got. 不 是蜘蛛 蜘蛛啊 我就是这个意思 我就是说蜘蛛  我发誓我在认真听

You're not going to pass your exam.No,I'm not.He's staring at the teacher.Is it a deadly spider? 你考试不会及格的 不会 因为他光顾看老师了 那是一种致命的蜘蛛吗

Oh,yeah,the funnel web is.20 minutes.20 minutes? 是的 漏斗网是的 20分钟 20分钟

Well,To get to a,I mean,I hope I'm speaking accurately³.I go to you for all my medical advice. 我希望我没说错 我要找你咨询医疗方面的问题

You're going to get sued⁴ by spiders.The spider will be like she's wrong. 你会被蜘蛛起诉的 蜘蛛会说她错了

No,anyway,what else do you want to know?Like in Australia that's the thing you always.We konw,yes. 就这样吧 你还想知道什么 我很好奇在澳大利亚 那是你们 我们都知道的

That there are kangaroos with knives.There's lots of danger.There's bears with guns.You know,just craziness everywhere. 挥舞着刀的袋鼠 有很多危险的事情 拿着枪的熊 到处都是疯狂的事情

 

1 funnel   

n.漏斗；烟囱；v.汇集

参考例句：

• He poured the petrol into the car through a funnel.他用一个漏斗把汽油灌入汽车。
• I like the ship with a yellow funnel.我喜欢那条有黄烟囱的船。

2 bubble   

n.泡，水泡，气泡；泡影，妄想；v.(使)起泡

参考例句：

• The water begins to bubble.水开始起泡了。
• Their hopes of success have burst like a bubble.他们成功的希望已经成了泡影。

3 accurately   

adv.准确地，精确地

参考例句：

• It is hard to hit the ball accurately.准确地击中球很难。
• Now scientists can forecast the weather accurately.现在科学家们能准确地预报天气。

4 sued   

v.（为要求赔偿损失而）起诉( sue的过去式和过去分词 )；控告；请求；要求（尤用于法庭）

参考例句：

• The company sued for defamation. 这个公司因受到诽谤而提起诉讼。
• He sued the newspaper for libel. 他起诉那家报社犯有诽谤罪。