《柯南脱口秀》第128期:很酷的事

 Thank you so much.I appreciate that.Good to be here. 非常感谢 谢谢 能来这里我很高兴

I just learned¹ you can set a google alert² to your own name. 我刚了解 你可以对自己的名字设置谷歌提醒

And google will e-mail you all the cool things other people with your name are doing. 谷歌会给你发邮件 内容是跟你同名的人做的很酷的事

There's Joe Zimmerman Javier Lynn thrower who is killing³ it right now. 有个乔·齐默曼哈维尔·林恩喷射器 现在运转良好

There is an actor who's been in a bunch of movies.We're very proud of that J.Z. 有个演员出演过许多电影 我们很骄傲 乔·齐

I went on to linked-in thinking there might be like 20 others.There were 400. 我登陆了关系网 想着也许还有20个同名人士 结果有400个

And they're doctors,lawyers,CEOs. 他们是医生 律师 总裁

I made me realize I don't know if I would make the Forbes 400 wealthiest Joe Zimmermans. 这让我意识到 我都不知道自己能不能上福布斯最富有的400个乔·齐默曼榜单

Trying to make a name for myself.Can't even make a name for myself just among people named me. 我想出名 结果甚至都没法在同名人士之中出名

I'm mad at google right now.I had an important question to ask and I remember typing in,what is my 我现在好恨谷歌 我有个很重要的问题要问 我记得输入 我的是什么

before I could finish the thing that google suggested was spirt animal. 我输入完之前 谷歌建议的是 灵兽

And I was like,yeah.what is that?You see other people and you know,right?You're like,Tu Kann. 我说 这是什么啊 因为你看见其他人就知道了 对吧 你会说 杜鹃

Nobody ever told me mine.I'm genuinely⁴ taking this online spirit animal quiz hoping I'm a chocolate lab. 没人跟我说过我的 所以我要做在线灵兽测试 希望我是棕色拉布拉多

 

1 learned   

adj.有学问的，博学的；learn的过去式和过去分词

参考例句：

• He went into a rage when he learned about it.他听到这事后勃然大怒。
• In this little village,he passed for a learned man.在这个小村子里，他被视为有学问的人。

2 alert   

adj.机警的，活泼的，机灵的；vt.使...警觉

参考例句：

• Drivers must be on the alert for traffic signals.驾驶员必须密切注意交通信号。
• The rabbIt'seems to be very alert all its life.兔子似乎一生都小心翼翼，十分警觉。

3 killing   

n.巨额利润；突然赚大钱，发大财

参考例句：

• Investors are set to make a killing from the sell-off.投资者准备清仓以便大赚一笔。
• Last week my brother made a killing on Wall Street.上个周我兄弟在华尔街赚了一大笔。

4 genuinely   

ad.真地；确实地

参考例句：

• She appeared genuinely surprised by this gesture of affection. 看来她真的被这个爱意的表示惊呆了。
• She seems genuinely fond of the children. 她似乎真的喜欢这些小孩。