《摩登家庭》第1季第14集 第18期:我不是个烂司机

 I told you I'd win. 早说了你打不过我

Not talking so much now, are you, hotshot? 现在没话可说了吧  神球手

Hope you enjoy that nice, hot shower, 希望你洗澡洗个爽

but it's not gonna wash away the shame of that 15-7 beatdown. 但15比7的耻辱你是洗不掉的

You should have seen the look on your face... 你真该看看你当时的表情

when that drop shot just kissed the wall. 球和墙亲密接触那瞬间

Ah. Okay, splashdown. 好吧  湿身吻

Got me again. Yep. 又弄到我了  是吧

Make the uptight¹ straight guy all embarrassed. 让我这传统直男情何以堪

Except for one thing -doesn't even bother me anymore. 但是  我还就真无所谓了

I could do this all day. Here, another one for you. 我可以一直这样碰  来  再碰一个

Maybe a couple of 'em. 再多来几次啊

Jay, I just noticed a sauna back here. 杰  我发现后面有个桑拿哟

-How big of a hurry are we in? -Biggest hurry of your life. -我们要冲进去吗  -像赶着投胎那样冲进去

'Scuse me. 'Scuse me. 借过  借过

Well, if you're going to be stranded², 如果注定了要被困住

might as well be in a place full of cupcakes. 不如就被困在蛋糕店吧

I don't think you need any more. 我看你吃得差不多了

Ay. I'm sorry, guys. 啊  真是不好意思

It's true. I am a defensive³ driver. 的确  我喜欢为自己抗辩

-You mean you're defensive about -I know what I am. -你是说你喜欢抗辩...  -我知道自己什么样

Let's go. 我们走吧

It's just that I don't like when people just assume⁴ 只是我不喜欢大家凭空就

that I'm a bad driver. 说我是个烂司机

 

1 uptight   

adj.焦虑不安的，紧张的

参考例句：

• He's feeling a bit uptight about his exam tomorrow.他因明天的考试而感到有点紧张。
• Try to laugh at it instead of getting uptight.试着一笑了之，不要紧张。

2 stranded   

a.搁浅的，进退两难的

参考例句：

• He was stranded in a strange city without money. 他流落在一个陌生的城市里， 身无分文，一筹莫展。
• I was stranded in the strange town without money or friends. 我困在那陌生的城市，既没有钱，又没有朋友。

3 defensive   

adj.防御的；防卫的；防守的

参考例句：

• Their questions about the money put her on the defensive.他们问到钱的问题，使她警觉起来。
• The Government hastily organized defensive measures against the raids.政府急忙布置了防卫措施抵御空袭。

4 assume   

vt.假装；假定，设想；承担；呈现，采取

参考例句：

• I assume that he won't cheat you.想来他是不会骗你的。
• We can't assume anything in this case.在这种情况下我们不可能做出假设。