美国国家公共电台 NPR 'Why Can't We Own A Roller Coaster?' And Other Queries, Answered By A Dad

 

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DAVID GREENE, HOST:

And it is time now for StoryCorps, giving friends and family the chance to ask each other the questions they have always wanted to ask. Today, we hear from two brothers.

ISAIAH FREDERICKS: I am Isaiah D'Angelo (ph) Fredericks. I am 9 years old.

JOSIAH FREDERICKS: Hello. My name is Josiah. My age is 7 years old.

GREENE: Isaiah D'Angelo and Josiah came to StoryCorps in Los Angeles to interview their dad, Kevin Fredericks. And they came prepared with a big list of questions.

ISAIAH: When and where were you born?

KEVIN FREDERICKS: I was born in El Paso, Texas, in 1983 on my grandmother Ruthie's bed.

ISAIAH: Interesting to know. I did not know that.

JOSIAH: How do you describe yourself as a child? Were you happy?

FREDERICKS: I was a very happy, curious child. There was a lot of playing outside in the hot sun and drinking water from hoses¹.

ISAIAH: You drank water out of hoses? Man, I'm learning so much new stuff about you.

JOSIAH: What's the hardest thing about being a dad?

FREDERICKS: The hardest thing about being a dad is having a drink that you want to drink, and small people put their nasty² mouth all over it. And then, whatever they were eating is now in the drink, and then you don't want it any more. Or buying them food, and they don't want their food, but they want your food. You're just never satisfied.

JOSIAH: Why can't I be in charge?

ISAIAH: Because then everything would be a nightmare³.

FREDERICKS: Because you are missing four teeth, and no one is going to listen to somebody who doesn't have teeth in their mouth.

JOSIAH: (Laughter) Why can't I be an animal?

FREDERICKS: You have to take that up with your Creator.

JOSIAH: Why can't we own a rollercoaster?

FREDERICKS: (Laughter) We can own a rollercoaster. We just don't.

JOSIAH: OK, then let's do. (Laughter) Why do things rhyme?

ISAIAH: How's he supposed to know that?

JOSIAH: Why can't we have a van?

FREDERICKS: Why can't we have a van? (Laughter) Why are you asking these questions? Why do you want a van?

JOSIAH: (Laughter) Why can't I be more like you?

FREDERICKS: What do you mean?

JOSIAH: I know I look like you but more like you.

FREDERICKS: Because you've got to be yourself, man. Follow your own path. And enjoy being a kid. Being an adult is not as fun as it looks. Enjoy having nothing in your pockets and no keys and somebody else being responsible for buying all your food because one day, you're going to look up and say, man, I had it so easy. Who cut the peanut butter sandwiches in your life? I did. I cut hundreds and hundreds of peanut butter and jelly⁴ sandwiches. Any more questions?

JOSIAH: Are you proud of me? Me, not him.

FREDERICKS: I'm very proud of you. You're both fantastic children. And I am happy and proud to be your dad.

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GREENE: Oh, my God. That was amazing. That was Kevin Fredericks with his sons, Isaiah D'Angelo and Josiah, at StoryCorps in Los Angeles. And that interview will be archived at the Library of Congress.

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1 hoses   

n.连裤袜( hose的名词复数 )；长统袜；软管；胶管

参考例句：

• The fireman trained their hoses on the burning building. 消防队员把水龙带对准燃烧的建筑物。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Are there any fire hoses in the building? 在这幢大楼里有消防水管吗？ 来自《简明英汉词典》

2 nasty   

adj.令人讨厌的，困难的，恶劣的，下流的

参考例句：

• She got a nasty knock on the head when she fell.她跌倒时头部受到严重碰撞。
• When this material burns，it flings off a nasty smell.这种物质燃烧时发出一股难闻的气味。

3 nightmare   

n.恶梦，可怕的事物，无法摆脱的恐惧

参考例句：

• I was glad to awake from such a nightmare.我庆幸终于从噩梦中醒来了。
• I had a nightmare last nightand,lost sleep.昨夜我作了个恶梦，失眠了。

4 jelly   

n.冻，果子冻，胶状物

参考例句：

• We had toast and jelly at breakfast.我们早餐吃的是烤面包和果冻。
• The medicine was a clear jelly.这种药是透明的胶状物。