趣味英语第90期:怎么在Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria批萨店找到工作

Smittyaintwitty (giggles) wants to know...

（咯咯地笑）Smittyaintwitty想知道：

"How do I get hooked¹ up with a job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria?"

“我怎么能在Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria批萨店找到工作？”

First of all, are you any good at making pizza?

首先，你擅长做批萨吗？

Ask somebody that works² there.

询问在那家店工作的人。

Go in there and work for nothing for a week.

走进那家店，免费工作一礼拜。

Say that, "Hey, this is my favorite pizza place."

你可以说：“嘿，这是我最喜欢的批萨店。”

Get yourself really prepared with a good resume³ and then you can go and get a job anywhere.

准备一份优秀的简历，让自己做好充好的准备，然后你可以去任何地方找工作。

It would help if you are Italiano and know how to make pizza.

如果你是意大利人而且知道如何做批萨，那会有帮助的。

I've never been there. It sounds like a good time. Go in. Tell them that you really want the job. Give them your resume. Tell them how much you love pizza.

我从来没去过那家店。那听起来是个不错的地方。告诉他们你非常需要那份工作。把你的简历给他们。告诉他们你有多爱批萨。

I'm assuming⁴ that's Five Night at Freddy's. I haven't played that game. It seems like they're always hiring. So that's good.

我想你说的是《玩具熊的五夜后宫》 这个游戏。我没玩过这个游戏。看起来那家店一直在招聘。这很不错。

First of all, I have a question for you: WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT TO WORK THERE? It's like, I will not answer this question 'cause I don't want you to get hurt.

首先我有个问题要问你：你到底为什么要去那里工作？我不会回答这个问题的，因为我不想你受伤。

That's a fake⁵ place, so I can't really help you with that one.

那是个虚拟的地方，所以我不能帮助你。

You should play the game more and get more practice.

你应该多玩几次那个游戏，多做练习。

You need to know how to use the flashlight. You need to know when they're coming, when to check the cameras.

你要知道如何使用手电筒。你要知道他们从哪里来，什么时候检查相机。

Don't do it. You've seen all four of the games, and you don't want any part of that.

不要这样做。你已经看过所有的四个游戏了，你不会想要任何部分的。

Give me a call. I'll dress up like a creepy robotic bear, and I'll come eat you in the night.

给我打电话。我会装扮成恐怖的机器熊，我会在晚上过去吃掉你。

1 hooked   

adj.钩状的，弯曲的

参考例句：

• I first got hooked on scuba diving when I was twelve. 12 岁时我开始迷上了带水肺潜水。
• He hooked his arm round her neck and pulled her head down. 他一只胳膊钩在她的脖子上，把她的头拉低。

2 works   

n.作品，著作；工厂，活动部件，机件

参考例句：

• We expect writers to produce more and better works.我们期望作家们写出更多更好的作品。
• The novel is regarded as one of the classic works.这篇小说被公认为是最优秀的作品之一。

3 resume   

v.（中断后）继续，恢复；n.摘要，简历

参考例句：

• We'll stop now and resume at two o 'clock.我们现在停下来，到两点再干。
• My resume shows that I have the right qualifications for the job.我的简历表明我正符合这项工作的条件。

4 assuming   

如果

参考例句：

• You were mistaken in assuming it. 你这样臆断是错了。
• The country's industry is assuming a new aspect. 该国的工业正在呈现新的面貌。

5 fake   

vt.伪造，造假，假装；n.假货，赝品

参考例句：

• He can tell a fake from the original.他能分辨出赝品和真品。
• You can easily fake up an excuse to avoid going out with him.你可以很容易地编造一个借口而不与他一同外出。