趣味英语第171期:学校卫生间另一个隔间里有人 那要怎么大便

Malik Allan wants to know:

马利克·艾伦想知道：

"How do you poop at school when someone¹ is in the other stall²?"

“如果学校卫生间另一个隔间里有人，那要怎么大便？”

Oh, boy. Been there, done that.

哦，孩子。直接进去大便就行了。

I don't know. Next question. I don't know.

我不知道。下一个问题。我不知道。

Just relax³ and do your thang. Forget about them. You're not there socializing.

放松，做你的事情。忘掉他们。你不是去那里社交的。

You're there for one reason⁴ and one reason only, so just do it.

你去那里只有一个原因，所以直接大便就行。

Just do it. No one cares⁶. They're just like, "That's what happens." You poop. Just poop.

只管去做。没有人在意。他们会认为，“事情就是那样。”去大便。直接大便就行。

It's a natural⁷ human⁸ thing to do, so F whoever's mean about that.

那是正常人类会做的事情，管他谁会在意。

There's a wall there. What does it matter? I mean, you just go.

那里有面墙。那有什么关系？我的意思是，直接去就好了。

Hopefully, you're not constipated. Just go fast.

但愿，你不会便秘。赶紧去。

You can poop whenever⁹. It doesn't really matter. As⁵ long as you don't get out of the stall until¹⁰ that other person¹¹ is gone from the bathroom, and then you open, you go, you wash your hands, you run out. You're done.

你随时可以大便。那没什么关系。只要你在另一个人离开卫生间之前不要走出隔间，等那个人离开你就可以打开隔间的门，走出去，洗手，离开。搞定。

I just hold it when I get home because I'm going¹² to the bathroom when — in a public¹³ restroom¹⁴, it's just creepy.

我会忍到家，因为有时公共厕所非常可怕，我要去卫生间。

1 someone   

pron.某人，有人

参考例句：

• I can hear someone knocking.我听到有人敲门。
• Someone wants to see her.有人找她。

2 stall   

n.摊位，铺子，售货亭

参考例句：

• She sells fruits at a market stall.她在市场的货摊上卖水果。
• He has a stall that sells designer ripoffs.他开了个铺子卖仿冒设计师品牌衣服。

3 relax   

v.放松；轻松

参考例句：

• Relax when you dance.跳舞时要放松。
• Keep at it,don't relax!继续努力，不要泄劲！

4 reason   

n.原因，理由，理智，道理；v.劝说，推理

参考例句：

• That is the reason why we must go now.那就是我们现在必须走的理由。
• The reason for the flood was that heavy rain.水灾是那场大雨造成的。

5 as   

conj.按照；如同

参考例句：

• He got work in a hotel as a waiter.他在一家旅馆找到了当服务生的工作。
• In the hotel,the old men were drinking away as usual.在旅馆里，这些老人和往常一样喝个不停。

6 cares   

v.关心( care的第三人称单数 )；担心；在乎；介意

参考例句：

• The captain cares the safety of both the crew and the passengers. 船长为船员和旅客们的安全操心。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• He gets punished so often that he no longer cares. 他老挨罚，都皮了。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

7 natural   

adj.自然的，正常的，天生的；n.有天赋的人

参考例句：

• He is a natural dancer.他是天生的舞蹈家。
• Try to look natural for your photograph.拍照时要自然一点。

8 human   

n.人，人类；adj.人类的，人性的，有同情心的

参考例句：

• Human beings can talk,but animals can't.人会说话，而动物却不会。
• Kehr is a very human person.凯尔是一个极富人情味的人。

9 whenever   

adv.无论何时；conj.每当，无论何时，随时

参考例句：

• I'll go there whenever I have time.我多会儿有空就去。
• Whenever we meet him we speak to him.每次我们见到他，我们都和他讲话。

10 until   

prep.直到...为止；conj.直到...时才...

参考例句：

• He arrived home until midnight.他直到半夜才到家。
• She didn't sleep until midnight.她直到半夜才睡。

11 person   

n.人

参考例句：

• I would never trust in that kind of person.我绝不会相信那种人。
• She is the very person I wanted to see.她正是我要见的人。

12 going   

n.去，离去，地面(或道路)的状况，工作情况；(复数形式）goings: 行为；adj.进行中的，流行的，现存的

参考例句：

• We're going to listen to a report this afternoon. 今天下午我们要去听报告。
• He hates leaving the office and going on holiday.他不愿离开办公室去度假。

13 public   

adj.公开的，众所周知的，公众的；n.公共场合，公众，同好者

参考例句：

• Most children go to public school.大多数孩子上的是公立学院。
• She is shy of speaking in public.她怯于在公众面前讲话。

14 restroom   

n.公共厕所；休息室

参考例句：

• Can I go to the restroom?我能去洗手间吗？
• I go to restroom more than five times a day.我一天上厕所五次以上。