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The One With The Cat
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Written by: Jill Condon & Any Toomin
Transcribed1 by: Eric Aasen
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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process.]
Chandler: Wow! That ripped! That ripped real nice!
Joey: How many times do I have to tell you! Ya, turn and sliiiide! Y'know, turn and slide.
Chandler: You don抰 turn and slide, you throw it out! I抦 tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!
Joey: Look, we抮e not throwing it out! I built this thing with my own hands!
Chandler: All right, how about we, how 慴out we sell it.
Joey: All right. But, you抮e gonna have to tell them. (He opens the cabinet to reveal the chick and the duck living inside with Christmas lights and a disco ball as decorations.)
Chandler: (nods his head) Do you mind if we stick you in another cabinet? (to Joey) They seem all right with it!
Opening Credits
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.]
Chip: (on machine) Hey Monica, it抯 Chip.
Monica: Yesss!!
Ross: Who抯 Chip?
Monica: Shhh!
Chip: (on machine) Good runnin?into you at the bank today, so ah, here抯 my number, 555-9323. Give me a call. Later.
Monica: Chip, is Chip Matthews.
Ross: The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you?
Monica: 慍ause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute.
Ross: Monica, you抮e so lucky! He抯 like the most popular guy in school!!
Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! It抯 Monica. (listens) 慘ay. (listens) 慘ay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)
Ross: (to Rachel) I was just leaving.
Rachel: Good! 慍ause I抳e got a product report to read, it抯 like eight pages, I hope I don抰 fall asleep.
Ross: Why? Did you write it?
Rachel: (sees Chip抯 phone number) Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?
Ross: Well ah, actually...
Rachel: (interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.
Ross: Well, umm, why don抰 you give him a call?
Rachel: Okay. (picks up phone) Are you sure you wanna hear this?
Ross: Oh, I抦 sure.
Rachel: (on phone) Chip! Hi, it抯 Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh.
Ross: (whispering in her ear) Oh, that抯 right! He called to ask out Monica! That-that抯 gotta be embarrassing!
[Scene: Central Perk3, Phoebe is finishing up a song.]
Phoebe: (screaming, angrily) ...DUMB, DRUNKEN, BITCH!!! (applause) (happily) Thank you, thanks.
Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, here抯 a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?
Chandler: Uh-huh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land.
Ross: I抦 reading your ad.
Joey: Looks good, uh?
Ross: Yeah.
Chandler: (reading the ad) Stunning4 entertainment center. Fine, (pause) fine Italian craftsmanship5. (Joey is very proud of himself)
Phoebe: Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center?
Rachel: Why? I love that thing.
Chandler: You want it?
Phoebe and Rachel: Oh no.
Chandler: Ahh, Gepeto, $5,000 dollars? Are you insane?
Joey: Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks6!
Chandler: All right look, I抦 changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer.
Joey: What kind of profit is that?! And you call yourself an accountant.
Chandler: (looks at him) Nooo.
Joey: Oh. What do you do?
Chandler: I can抰 believe you don抰 know what I do for a living!
Phoebe: Yeah, I actually don抰 know...
Ross: Good, so do I
Rachel: Something to do with numbers?
[Cut to someone entering Central Perk which lets a cat in. The cat then runs over to Phoebe抯 guitar case and starts sniffing7 around.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! No! Shoo! Kitty! No! No-no-no! Shoo! Come on, you! (goes over and picks up the cat) Come on. Crazy. (looks into the cat抯 eyes) Oh my God.
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Nothing. Nothing.
Joey: What? What抯 wrong?
Phoebe: I just, I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my Mother.
Rachel: You mean the mom you met in Montauk. She was a cat?!
Phoebe: No, no-no, she was a human lady. This is the spirit of my Mom Lily, the one who killed herself.
Ross: Are you sure she抯 in the cat, or have you been taking your grandma抯 glycoma medicine again?
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! I抦 sure. First of all, okay, there抯 the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mother抯 favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an 揙h my God.?gesture) Oh, I haven8抰 seen this smile in 17 years!
Joey: (to Chandler) Dude, Phoebe抯 mom has got a huge peni...
Chandler: (interrupting) Let it go!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]
Monica: Hey!
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that you抮e going out with Chip Matthews?
Monica: Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?
Rachel: Nooo! It抯 not okay! I can抰 believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Monica: What, that little thing at the prom?
Rachel: Monica! I couldn抰 find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Monica: Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?
Rachel: I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!
Monica: Look, you and I went to different high schools...
Rachel: Okay, that doesn抰 help me, because we went to the same high school.
Monica: You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip抯 motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially9 made.
Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?!
Monica: It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.
Rachel: (stunned) Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot10!
Monica: Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now he抯-he抯 called me up and asked me out. And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. I-I owe her this. I never let her eat.
Rachel: Oh, you go out with him. (goes over and hugs her)
Monica: Oh, really?!
Rachel: Yeah. Just, if it抯 possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?
Monica: I抣l try.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast.]
Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Joey: Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I don抰 think any of them are gonna work out.
Chandler: Yes, Joey has a very careful screening process. Apparently11, not everyone is qualified12 to own wood and nails.
Phoebe: (is struggling with the cat) Stop it! Stop it! She keeps squirming, trying to get away! Just like when she was alive.
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Phoebe: Well, I抦 not sure. I mean, I guess until she y'know, gets used to the fact that there抯 y'know, a new mom. Y'know, I think she抯 worried that y'know, she抯 gonna, she抯 gonna be replaced. (to the cat, in a funny voice) Well, that抯 not gonna happen is it? Noo. (gets up) Okay, I have to return a call in the other room.
Monica: Why can抰 you use the phone in here?
Phoebe: Well, I抦 returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word. (goes into Monica抯 room)
Ross: So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebe抯 mom remind anyone of a cat?
Monica: Ross, don抰 start.
Ross: Come on, you-you can抰 tell me you actually believe that-that there抯 a woman inside that cat!
Rachel: I believe it.
Ross: No you don抰.
Rachel: Yes, I do.
Ross: No you do梱'know what, you抮e not gonna suck me into this.
Rachel: Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.
Ross: I do not always have to be梠kay, okay. (starts to leave)
Rachel: Jurassic Park could happen.
(Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys (Tony and Peter) the entertainment center.]
Tony: Wow! That抯 ah, that抯 pretty nice!
Joey: Pretty nice?
Chandler: You抣l have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.
Tony: We don抰 have 50 bucks, but would you be willing to trade for it? We抳e got a canoe.
(Joey jumps up in excitement and without turning around Chandler holds out his hand stopping him, and ushering13 him back into his seat. Joey sits down, dejected.)
Chandler: Y'know, I, I really don抰 think we need a canoe.
Tony: You gotta take the canoe!
Chandler: All right, just, just take the entertainment center, and then when you get home, throw the canoe away!
Peter: We抮e not throwing it away! I built that canoe! (starts to leave as Tony chases after him)
Joey: (to Peter) Good for you!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there.]
Rachel: (entering) You guys, you抮e never gonna believe what I just found tacked14 up on a telephone pole! (She抯 holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
Ross: (taking the flyer) Apparently Phoebe抯 mother also goes by the name Julio.
Rachel: You guys, there抯 a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!
Joey: (looking at the flyer) Yeah-eah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!!
Rachel: Do we have to tell her?
Ross: Yes, we have to tell her!
Monica: Oh, but it抯 made her so happy.
Ross: (holds up a hand) Little girl misses her cat. (hold up the other hand) Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. (gets up) Okay, y'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her.
All: (disappointed) Yeah.
Ross: Thank you.
Rachel: I hate when Ross is right!
Monica: He is right, isn抰 he?
Chandler: Y'know what, I think this might be one of the times he抯 wrong.
All: You think?
Chandler: Oh-no, he抯 right.
Commercial Break
[Scene: Central Perk, the same scene is continued from before the break. With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch.]
Phoebe: (entering, with Julio) Hi. (sits down in the chair)
Monica: Hi!
All: Hey!
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, about your mom...
Phoebe: Yeah?
Joey: (pause) How抯 that going?
Phoebe: So great. Oh, we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred.
Joey: That抯 so sweet. (pause) I抦 gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)
Monica: (sliding into Joey抯 place on the couch to try and talk to Phoebe) Huh? What抎 ya say Joe? I抣l be right there. (gets up and joins Joey)
(Rachel and Chandler slide into position.)
Rachel: Pheebs...
Phoebe: I just feel so, uhh.....
Rachel: All right!!
Chandler: I抦 coming already!!
Rachel: Jeez!
(They both get up and leave Phoebe alone.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door.]
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
Rachel: Hello, Chip.
Chip: Hey, Rach! How ya doin?
Rachel: I抦 great! I抦 great. I抳e got a great job at Bloomingdale抯, have wonderful friends, and eventhough I抦 not seeing anyone right now, I抳e never felt better about myself.
Chip: So ah, Monica ready yet?
Rachel: She抣l be out in a second. So, Chip, how抯 umm, Amy Welch?
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I haven抰 seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is showing off the entertainment center.]
Joey: This is the unit for you my friend. Sturdy construction, tons of storage compartments15, some big enough to fit a grown man.
Guy: What?!
Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn抰, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny 憈il I started feeling like I was in a coffin16.
Guy: No, you, you can抰 fit in that thing. That抯 not deep enough.
Joey: Oh yeah? (opens up the center and takes out the stereo) If I can抰, I抣l knock five bucks off the price off the unit.
Guy: All right, you have yourself a deal. (shakes his hand)
Joey: Okay. (he gets in the unit and closes the door) See?! I told ya!
(The guys takes a hockey stick and slips it through the handles then proceeds to take the stereo and Chandler抯 computer and walk out.)
Joey: Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! Hey, a nickel!!
[Scene: A street, Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle.]
Chip: Here, we are.
Monica: Oh my God! You still have the Chipper!
Chip: The what?
Monica: That抯 what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and you抮e Chip. Nevermind.
Chip: No, I think it抯 cute. (kisses her)
Monica: Wow! A lipper from Chipper.
Chip: So you still in touch with anyone from high school?
Monica: Umm. Well, there抯 Rachel, and umm, I think that抯 it. How bout2 you?
Chip: Oh yeah, I still hang with Simmons and Zana, y'know. I see Spindler a lot. Devane, Kelly, and I run into Goldie from time to time. Steve Brown, Zuchoff, McGwire, J.T., Breadsly.
Monica: Is that all?
Chip: Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman.
Monica: Ohh, how is he?
Chip: Not so good, Simmons and I gave him a wedgie.
Monica: Isn抰 he an architect now?
Chip: Yeah, they still wear underwear.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it抯 gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic17 dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
Chandler: OH MY GOD!!!
Joey: (still trapped in the entertainment center) WHAT?!!
Chandler: Are you all right?!
Joey: Yeah...
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldn抰 take the chairs!!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didn抰 think big enough to fit a grown man!
Chandler: So梇ou got in voluntarily?!
Joey: I was tryin?to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I抦 gonna do?
Chandler: BEND OVER?!!!
[Scene: Dot抯 Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Chip is telling a story.]
Chip: ...and then Zana, just let one rip!! (laughs histerically)
Monica: Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, 慶ause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, I don抰 even know where you work?
Chip: You know where I work!
Monica: I do?
Chip: The movie theatre, you used to come in all the time.
Monica: You still work at the multiplex?
Chip: Oh, like I抎 give up that job! Free popcorn18 and candy, anytime I want. I can get you free posters for your room.
Monica: Thanks, I抦 set. Do you still live with your parents?
Chip: Oh yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want.
(Monica takes a big swig of her martini.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler.]
Rachel: Wow! They really got you guys. Your T.V. The chairs.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, your microwave. The stereo.
Joey: (looking through a deck of cards) Aww, man, he took the five of spades!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! What happened?
Chandler: Oh, umm, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed!!
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Rachel: Um-hmm.
Monica: Well, tonight, I actually went out with Chip Matthews in high school.
Rachel: Oh honey, I抦 sorry.
Monica: No, it抯 okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews.
Rachel: Ohh! That抯 so great!
Monica: I know!
Ross: (entering) Hey! So ah, what did the insurance company say?
Chandler: Oh, they said uh, 揧ou don抰 have insurance here, so stop calling us.?
Ross: (seeing Phoebe still with cat) You didn抰 tell her?! (They all kinda shy away.) Okay, fine! Pheebs?
Phoebe: Yeah? (sees Ross) Hi!
Ross: Hi! Listen uhh, this cat belongs to a little girl. There are flyers all over the place.
Rachel: I抦 sorry, sweetie. (shows her the flyer)
Monica: Hey, we can take her back with you if you want.
Phoebe: Ohh. Um-hmm. But y'know, she choose to find me. I mean, I have to respect her decision. Right?
Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel: That抯 a good call. Right.
Ross: No! No! Look桯ey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!
Phoebe: (she turns around and puts the cat on the entertainment center) Ross, how many parents have you lost?
Ross: None.
Phoebe: Okay, then you don抰 know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if I抦 wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.
Ross: I抦 sorry.
Phoebe: Okay.
Ross: I don抰 know what to say.
Rachel: You could.... say you抮e sorry to her mom.
Phoebe: I think she would like that.
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated19 spirit, of my friend抯 mother.
Phoebe: Thank you. We both forgive you.
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, listen, umm, Mom, I hope you know you still mean a lot to me. And you抮e welcome to come back anytime.
Chandler: Pheebs, if she could come back as a couch, we抎 really appreciate it. (Joey nods in agreement)
Phoebe: Come on, Mom, I抣l take you home.
Rachel: I抣l go with you.
Monica: Me too. (they all leave)
Ross: Oh! Y'know, I抳e got an extra futon.
Joey: Dude, you don抰 have to brag20! We got nothing here!!
Closing Credits
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler have trading the entertainment center for the canoe. Joey is sitting in the bow, staring off into space as to envision his future full of possibilities. Chandler is sitting at the stern, staring into space and is looking at an uncertain future.]
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