Now I can go home One day after school the teacher said to his students，Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question．I'll permit him or her to go home earlier． The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he fo...
Not Necessary To Answer Teacher：I have two questions，it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question．How much hair do you have？ Student ：A hundred and twenty millions． Teacher：How do you kno...
Driving car Father：Uh，oh，I think I just made an illegal right－hand turn． Susie：That' s okay，Dad，the policeman behind you just did the same thing． 开 车 父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。 苏茜：没事，爸，跟在你...
Humor Mother：Susie，every time you misbehave，I get another gray hair． Susie：Gosh，mom，you must have been a terror．Just look at Grandma． 幽 默 母亲：苏茜，每次你表现不好，我就多长一根白头发。 苏茜：天哪，妈...
Lift An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby and pushed a button for elevator service．The lift will be down presently，said a nearby clerk． The lift？said the American．Oh，you mean the elevator． No，I mean the lift，replie...
These are my jeans After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself－－especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago．Look，look． she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband．I ca...
The man is looking for it A little boy came home with a five－dollar bill and said he found it.Are you sure it was lost? asked his mother. Sure,I ' m sure, said the little boy.I saw the man looking for it. 他正在找呢 一个小男孩拿着一张５...
Im always here to love you I am always here to understand you I am always here to laugh with you I am always here to cry with you I am always here to talk with you I am always here to plan with you Even though we might not always be together Please k...
How To Stay Lovers As Well As Parents Children can bring great joy to a marriage，and they deserve our love and attention．But t heir arrival can alter1) the couple' s usual way of doing things，and even the way they feel about each other．There...
My Friends Who Are Play boy／girl Type Never sayI love youif you dont care．Never talk about feelings if they arent there．Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart．Never look into the eye when all you do is lie．The cruelest thing a guy...
To My Friends Who Are Not Single Love isnt about becoming somebody elsesperfect person．Its about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be． 给我的非单身朋友 爱情不是成为他人的完美之人，而是找到那个帮...
A Truckers Last Letter Steamboat Mountain is a man-killer, and truckers who haul1) the Alaska Highway treat it with respect, particularly in the winter. The road curves and twists over the mountain and sheer cliffs drop away sharply from the icy road...
10 signs your love life is going right 1. You always keep for him the other half of the chocolate almond chunk. ２. When youre driving down the street, it seems as if all the lights really do turn green. ３. When you fantasize-, its always about th...
To my Friends Who Are Single Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you just let it fly, it will come to you when you least expect it. Love can make you happy but often it hurts, but loves only special when yo...
Voice from the past It was the kind of voice that you never forget. Deep. Warm. Melodic. Soothing, yet with a hint of laughter hidden in those depths. The kind of voice that sends a pulse racing. And thats exactly the effect it had when I heard it ag...
