咱中国人干过哪些很中国的事儿？

 　　What is the most Chinese thing a Chinese person can do?

　　中国人做的很“中国式”的行为有？

　　Drink warm boiled water.

　　喝温水。

　　Middle to senior¹ men; play chess in the public with people watching.

　　中老年人；在一众围观下下棋。

　　Senior women; dance in squares at dusk²

　　大妈们；黄昏时分跳起广场舞。

　　Playing majiang which is really interesting.

　　搓麻将真的很有趣嘛。

　　咱中国人干过哪些很中国的事儿？

　　By the way, the unbelievable lose of chinese team in euro is really a national shame even compared with Team China of soccer.

　　顺便说一声，完全难以置信的哈，和国足相比，中国麻将队输给了欧洲队简直是我国之奇耻大辱。

　　Behave over-friendly to foreigners.

　　对外国人过分友善。

　　Go to home town for the Spring Festival

　　春节要回家……

　　We warm everything. My grandmother literally³ microwaves watermelon.

　　我们啥东西都要吃热的。我祖母（真的毫不夸张的）吃西瓜都要放进微波炉里转一转。

　　Posing⁴ with a "V"..!

　　拍照比V字！

　　Wear socks so you don't catch a cold.

　　穿袜子啦，不然要感冒的。

　　Eat stinky tofu.

　　吃臭豆腐。

　　Ask a stranger how much money they make.

　　问陌生人你赚多少钱。

　　Take a picture of your meal before you eat it.

　　吃！饭！前！要！拍！照（发微博微信）！

1 senior   

adj.年长的；资格较老的，地位较高的；n.年长者，前辈；大学高年级学生

参考例句：

• My brother is senior to me by two years.我哥哥比我年长两岁。
• They are senior students.他们是高年级学生。

2 dusk   

n.薄暮，黄昏，幽暗

参考例句：

• The park closes at dusk.公园在黄昏时关闭。
• At dusk bats appear in vast numbers.蝙蝠于傍晚时分大批出现。

3 literally   

adv.照字面意义，逐字地；确实

参考例句：

• He translated the passage literally.他逐字逐句地翻译这段文字。
• Sometimes she would not sit down till she was literally faint.有时候，她不走到真正要昏厥了，决不肯坐下来。

4 posing   

n. 摆架式 名词pose的现在分词形式

参考例句：

• The model was posing carefully. 这位模特儿在认真地摆着姿势。
• She is always posing. 她总是装腔作势。