雅思口语也可以很“呆萌”

 　　很多人担心自己的英语说的生硬、没有生气，其实英语中有许多雷人的“冷笑话”，只要多多积累一些“雷人”英语，还怕你的英语无趣吗?掌握下面这十大搞笑英语句子，你就可以瞬间变为身幽默达人!

　　01. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……

　　The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be

　　insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up

　　02. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。

　　Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The

　　Pilgrimage to the West)

　　03. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。

　　Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness¹.

　　04. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。

　　If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on

　　impulse, you don’t know what life is.

　　05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”

　　I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20

　　years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I

　　have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.

　　06. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。

　　Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the

　　person who loves you deeply.

　　07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~

　　One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled² : buy funds

　　if you get it.

　　08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……

　　A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the

　　world for a man.

　　09. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?

　　Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the

　　army! why i should have experience when look for a job?

　　10. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……

　　If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because

　　sunshine is at your back.

1 awareness   

n.意识，觉悟，懂事，明智

参考例句：

• There is a general awareness that smoking is harmful.人们普遍认识到吸烟有害健康。
• Environmental awareness has increased over the years.这些年来人们的环境意识增强了。

2 mumbled   

含糊地说某事，叽咕，咕哝( mumble的过去式和过去分词 )

参考例句：

• He mumbled something to me which I did not quite catch. 他对我叽咕了几句话，可我没太听清楚。
• George mumbled incoherently to himself. 乔治语无伦次地喃喃自语。