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幽默世界 HUMOUR(4)

时间:2005-08-16 16:00:00

(单词翻译:单击)

 

I don't know her

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately1 kissing. "Why don't you do that?" said the wife. "Honey," replied her husband, " I don't even know that woman!"  

我还不认识她

一对夫妇在公园里散步,发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上动情地接吻。 "你为什么不那样做呢?"妻子说。 "亲爱的,"她的丈夫回答说,"我还不认识那个女子呢。"  


4 - 4 = ?

One day, the teacher inquired Peter:" How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tired. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole," replied Peter.  

四减四等于几?

一天,老师问彼得:"4减4等于几?"彼得张口结舌答不上来。 老师生气地说:"真笨!你想,我要是往你口袋里放四个硬币,而你的口袋上有个窟窿,硬币全漏掉了,那么,你衣袋里还剩下什么?" 窟窿,"彼得答道。


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