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【老外的幽默】How to reject a man

时间:2005-09-07 16:00:00

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How to reject a man

GG:Can I buy you a drink?
MM:Actually I'd rather have the money.

GG:Can I have your name?
MM:Why? Don't you already have one?

GG:I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
MM:I'm a plastic surgeon1. I've been looking for a face like yours.

GG:Is this seat empty?
MM:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

GG:Haven't I seen you some place before?
MM:Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

GG:Will you go out with me this Saturday?
MM:Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

GG:I think I could make you very happy.
MM:Why? Are you leaving?

歪评:拒绝人的两大法宝:装疯卖傻、话里藏针。(p.s 要是那位仁兄太实在了,还是有话直说吧)


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