6人英语短剧剧本-A War between Two Women两个女人之间的战争

　　Cast

　　Angela

　　Ivy¹

　　Peggy

　　Lucy

　　Yu-ting

　　Ithca

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　　Scene I  购物场景

　　(Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.)

　　Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure.

　　Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.

　　Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.

　　Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me.

　　Peggy& Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!

　　Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?

　　Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He’s mine.

　　Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you.

　　Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you.

　　Peggy: But I’m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit.

　　Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.

　　Peggy: You’re so mean.

　　Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry)

　　Peggy: Hmm! I hate you.

　　Lucy: Me too!

　　(Now the war of these two women begins)

　　Scene II 两个女人在男人周围

　　(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. )

　　Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy.

　　I’ll be a good girlfriend.

　　Andy: Sure. You’re very beautiful. You’re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.)

　　Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life.

　　Andy: You’re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They’re very charming!

　　Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.

　　Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday.

　　Andy: Ok!

　　Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK?

　　Andy: Sure!

　　Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy! There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I’m so lucky!

　　Scene III 偶遇

　　(Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.)

　　Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.

　　Peggy: No!     Don’t listen to her. Listen to me.

　　Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend!

　　Peggy: You liar². She’s my good friend!

　　Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren’t you?

　　Peggy& Lucy: No!

　　Bonnie: What happened between you?

　　Peggy: Bonnie, I hate Lucy. She stole my boyfriend.

　　Lucy: Nonsense. He’s my lover.

　　Bonnie: Stop it! It’s no use quarreling about it. You should have a talk. Don’t hurt your friendship over a guy. Friendship is precious. (Peggy & Lucy leave)

　　Scene IV 电影院奇遇

　　(In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.)

　　Peggy& Lucy: You…….

　　Lucy: Why are you here?

　　Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.

　　(At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion)

　　Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!

　　Peggy& Lucy: She…., you……

　　Andy: Any questions? It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let’s go!

　　Scoundrel: Don’t move! Give me your money.

　　Peggy& Lucy: Help, help!

　　Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won’t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!

　　Andy: Calm down, sir. I’ll give you all the money I have. Don’t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.

　　Lucy: Us? Are you crazy?

　　Peggy: We’re just girls!

　　Lucy: I can’t believe you are such a coward³! How can you do this?

　　Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let’s go!

　　(They leave angry.)

　　Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing⁴ you is waste of my strength.

　　Chicken!  (Scoundrel left but soon he come back)

　　Scoundrel: Wait!

　　Andy: Why did you turn back?

　　Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy’s money)

　　Scene V

　　Peggy: I’m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….

　　Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I’m feeling so sorry, too.

　　Peggy: So….we’re still good friends, right?

　　Lucy: Right! Then, let’s go eat. It’s my treat!

　　Peggy: Wow~ it’s a good idea! Let’s go.

　　(Allen shows up.)

　　Allen: Hi, baby!

　　(Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)

　　Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.

　　(Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.)

　　Lucy: Let go of your hands.

　　Peggy: He is mine!

　　Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he’s mine.

　　Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?

　　Lucy: You do, too.

　　Peggy: He’s mine!

　　Lucy: He’s mine!

　　Peggy: He’s mine!

　　Lucy: He’s mine!

　　Allen: Shut up! I don’t like girls!

　　Lucy: What?

　　Peggy: You’re lying. I can’t believe it.

　　Allen: Actually…….

　　(Andy appears.)

　　Allen: Oh, honey!

　　Andy: Oh, baby! I’m sorry that I’m late!

　　Allen: Little bad fellow. Don’t be late next time.

　　Lucy: Andy?

　　Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?

　　Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.)

　　Allen: Honey, they’re so weird⁵. Don’t pay attention to them. Let’s go.

　　Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave)

　　Peggy: We’re girls, they’re boys, right?

　　Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened?

　　Peggy: Maybe they are…..

　　Peggy& Lucy: Gay !!

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