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　　AprilFool'sDay
　　N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had2 birth3. His father called him "foolman", nobody4 like him except5 his mother. How time flies!
　　F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.
　　Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care6 of yourself7, bye!
　　N: He came8 to a forest9, and met an ugly man.
　　U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could10 you give me something to drink and eat, please?
　　F: Ok, here.
　　U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick11 is for you, it will bring luck12 to you. Good luck!
　　N: The foolman reached13 a restaurant, the boss14 had two daughters, they found15 the stick very brightly.
　　D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地）
　　D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part16 of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）
　　D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!
　　D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god17! What's wrong with me?
　　D1: What a pity18!
　　N: Foolman didn't mind19 at all, after the meal20 he took21 the stick leave the restaurant. Of course22, two girl followed him. In the field23 they met an old scientist24.
　　S: Oh! Terrible25! You two girls follow a boy. How silly26 of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police27 station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!
　　N: A few28 days later29, they got30 to a strange31 country. The king32 had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.
　　King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife33.
　　F: Let me try , Perhaps34 I can.
　　N: Then they went to see her. She saw35 foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.
　　k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?
　　F: April 1.转自：
　　K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool1 World"! Very suits36 you, right?!
　　N: The result37 is ——The follman lived happily38 with his wife until39 they died40. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool".

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1 fool pgtzN     
n.愚人，受骗者，奶油拌水果；vt.愚弄，欺骗，浪费；vi.干傻事，开玩笑
参考例句：
  • He spent all his money,he is such a fool.他这样傻，花光了所有的钱。
  • Some people act the fool now and then.有些人时常装傻。
2 had FeBxb     
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
  • I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
  • The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
3 birth SRyyr     
n.出身，血统，出生，诞生，出现，起源
参考例句：
  • She gave birth to a fine healthy baby.她生了一个健康可爱的婴儿。
  • She supports birth control.她赞成计划生育。
4 nobody TGcxW     
pron.无人，没有任何人
参考例句：
  • Nobody is in the house.没有人在房子里。
  • Nobody knows where she lives.没有人知道她住哪里。
5 except Wn2xN     
v.除，除外，反对；prep.除了...之外，若不是，除非
参考例句：
  • Everybody is here except tom.除了汤姆大家都到了。
  • He never came except when he was in trouble. 除非有了困难，他从来不到这里来。
6 care FTYyC     
n.小心，照料，忧虑；v.关心，照顾，喜爱，介意
参考例句：
  • I really care about the students in my class.我的确喜欢这个班上的学生。
  • Her work is to take care of the children.她的工作是照料好孩子。
7 yourself wf2wS     
pron.你自己
参考例句：
  • I need you to do it yourself.我要你亲自做。
  • Late again,Tom?I hope you can explain yourself.汤姆，又迟到了？我希望你能说明理由。
8 came xTYyl     
v.动词come的过去式
参考例句：
  • I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里，我很惊奇。
  • The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。
9 forest zi4xk     
n.森林，园林，林火；vt.用树林覆盖，植树
参考例句：
  • A lion is the king of the forest.狮子是丛林之王。
  • I like reading in the forest.我喜欢在树林里读书。
10 could lzvxe     
v.能，可能(can的过去式)；aux.v.(can的过去式)能；可以
参考例句：
  • Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗？
  • I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。
11 stick vuOwH     
n.枝，杆，手杖；vt.插于，刺入，竖起；vi.钉住，粘贴，坚持
参考例句：
  • A walking stick is a must for me now.如今我行走离不开手杖了。
  • To stick a stamp on an envelope.在信封上贴邮票。
12 luck KAGxr     
n.运气，幸运，吉祥之物；v.侥幸成功
参考例句：
  • I'll try my luck.我要碰碰运气。
  • Good luck! We'll keep our fingers crossed for you.祝你好运！ 我们将为你祈祷。
13 reached f910ff3a8628ebda9c67ed678703fd7d     
v.到达( reach的过去式和过去分词 )；联络；伸出手臂，延伸
参考例句：
  • An amicable settlement was reached. 已达成和解。
  • After much hard bargaining we reached an agreement. 经过一番艰难的讨价还价，我们达成了协议。
14 boss cRIyK     
n.老板，上司；v.指挥，控制
参考例句：
  • When the boss gets mad, leave him alone.当老板生气时，不要理他。
  • I'm my own boss.我自己当自己的老板。
15 found 8i5xD     
v.建立，创立，创办；vbl.(find的过去分词)找到
参考例句：
  • I found him at home.我发现他在家。
  • The United Nations was found in 1945.联合国于1945年成立。
16 part m45zX     
n.部份，零件；角色，部位；vt.分开，分离，分配；vi.分离，离开；adv.部份地；adj.分离的
参考例句：
  • This is the broken part.这就是损坏的部件。
  • Which part do you play?你演哪一个角色？
17 god mflxq     
n.上帝，神；被极度崇拜的人或物
参考例句：
  • God knows how the cat got up on the roof.只有天知道那只猫是怎样爬上房顶的。
  • God wills that man should be happy.上帝愿人类幸福。
18 pity j2az6     
n.遗憾，同情，可惜；v.同情，怜悯
参考例句：
  • I pity him from the bottom of my heart.我从心里怜悯他。
  • It was a pity that the weather was so bad.天气这样恶劣，真遗憾。
19 mind DDjxa     
n.思想，主意，心意；v.介意，照顾，留心
参考例句：
  • I've changed my mind.我一经转变主意。
  • You really don't mind?你真的不介意？
20 meal PBhxZ     
n.膳食，一餐，谷物粗粉；vi.进餐
参考例句：
  • Did you enjoy the meal?你喜欢这顿饭吗？
  • Mother cooked us a good meal.妈妈给我们做了一顿可口的饭。
21 took indwq     
vt.带，载(take的过去式)
参考例句：
  • I took my dog for a walk along the river.我带着狗沿那条河散步。
  • It took me about two hours to cook the meat.我花了大约两个小时来煮这些肉。
22 course 1zcx6     
n.课程，讲座，过程，路线，一道(菜)
参考例句：
  • The college course was then cut to three years.大学学制那时缩短到三年。
  • Of course,I don't always sleep in the afternoons.当然，我并不总是在下午睡觉。
23 field qksxD     
adj.野外；n.地，田地
参考例句：
  • Go into the field and clear those boys off.到田里去把那些男孩赶走。
  • He is going across the field.他正穿越田野。
24 scientist fZoxc     
n.(自然)科学家
参考例句：
  • He is a black scientist.他是一位黑人科学家。
  • She has become a famous scientist.她成为著名科学家。
25 terrible upuwF     
adj.可怕的，糟糕的，极其的
参考例句：
  • I think you've made a terrible mistake.我认为你犯了一个严重的错误。
  • This is a terrible idea.这是一个可怕的想法。
26 silly ZTWz5     
adj.傻的，愚蠢的
参考例句：
  • It was silly of him to do it.他那么做真是太傻了。
  • How silly of you to do that!你做那事多愚蠢呀！
27 police rOKxD     
n.警察，警察当局，治安，公安；vt.维持治安，警备，管辖
参考例句：
  • They sent him over to the police.他们将他遣送警察局。
  • It took the police only several days to break the case.警察只用了几天就破案了。
28 few kk0x2     
adj.很少的，不多的，少数的；int.少数的
参考例句：
  • There are few woods in that area.那个地区几乎没有森林。
  • I have a few questions.我有些问题要问你。
29 later vpyzAr     
adv.过后，后来；adj.以后的，更后的，较晚的
参考例句：
  • He didn't turn up until half an hour later.半小时后他才出现。
  • This part of the hospital was built on later.医院的这个部分是后来增建的。
30 got wfuxi     
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
参考例句：
  • I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。
  • I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。
31 strange YGJzH     
adj.奇怪的；古怪的
参考例句：
  • She's a strange policewoman.她是个作风奇特的女警。
  • I heard a strange sound.我听到一种奇怪的声音。
32 king 12bxs     
n.君主，国王
参考例句：
  • He was a good king!他是个好国王！
  • The lion is the king of animals.狮子是百兽之王。
33 wife IgdwQ     
n.妻子，太太，老婆
参考例句：
  • She is my wife.她是我妻子。
  • He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。
34 perhaps wM0x5     
adv.也许，可能
参考例句：
  • Perhaps it will rain in the afternoon.下午可能有雨。
  • Perhaps I can help you.也许我能帮帮你的忙吧。
35 saw ts3yA     
vbl.看见(see的过去式)；n.锯；v.用锯子锯
参考例句：
  • Would you like to saw a tree for me?你能为我锯棵树吗？
  • The moment I saw you,I knew you were angry with me.我一看到你，就知道你在生我的气。
36 suits ee876db3379a6d424ad7f5300cc55328     
n.一套衣服( suit的名词复数 )；诉讼案件；（从事特定活动时穿的）成套服装；（扑克牌中）所有同花色的牌v.适合于（某人）( suit的第三人称单数 )；尤指服装、颜色等相配；合身；适宜
参考例句：
  • The company has a strict dress code—all male employees are expected to wear suits. 公司有严格的着装规定—所有男职员都要穿西服。
  • He tailored several suits when he went to work. 当他开始上班时做了几套西服。 来自《简明英汉词典》
37 result fW9xA     
n.结果，成绩，答案；v.产生，起于，致使
参考例句：
  • As a result,he had to leave.结果他只得离开。
  • He was disappointed at the result.他对这样的结果感到失望。
38 happily brJz8R     
adv.幸福地；愉快地
参考例句：
  • From then on,the prince and princess lived happily.从那时起，王子与公主就幸福地生活在一起。
  • Where we will live happily ever after.我们可以在那里直到永远。
39 until cjnw3     
prep.直到...为止；conj.直到...时才...
参考例句：
  • He arrived home until midnight.他直到半夜才到家。
  • She didn't sleep until midnight.她直到半夜才睡。
40 died 58e059bce7f67d5fa2bd7c3d5097a174     
vbl.死亡，消逝v.死亡，枯萎( die的过去式和过去分词 )；死时处于（某种状态）或具有（某种身份）adj.死亡的，消逝的
参考例句：
  • He was banished to Australia, where he died five years later. 他被流放到澳大利亚，五年后在那里去世。
  • He was utterly bereft when his wife died. 他的妻子去世时，他十分凄凉。