英文短篇故事（纽约）232 A Pizza a Day

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 　　Maury said¹, "A 33-year-old Brooklyn woman has been eating pizza since² she was³ two years old." Diane asked, "What's so unusual⁴ about that? Everyone loves pizza. I've been eating pizza for almost⁵ 25 years myself⁶." Maury asked, "Do you eat anything else?" Diane asked, "What do you mean?" Maury asked, "Do you eat anything besides⁷ pizza?" Diane said, "Well, of course⁸ I eat things besides pizza. Nobody⁹ eats just pizza!" Maury said, "Well, that's why this newspaper article¹⁰ is so interesting. This woman eats ONLY pizza. She has eaten nothing else since she was two." Diane said, "Get out of here! Nobody can eat just pizza for 31 years." Maury said, "She says she never even¹¹ thinks about eating other food." Diane asked, "What kind of parents did¹² she have? Who lets a 2-year-old eat only pizza?" Maury said, "I'll tell you who! Her parents probably¹³ owned¹⁴ a pizza place!"