生活大爆炸第二季第二十集二_2
时间：2014-12-04 03:10:29
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-Sheldon：At times.
偶尔。
-Howard：Guys, we have a code red.
code：代码
伙计们，我们有紧急情况了。
-Sheldon：Code Red the hospital emergency alert, the computer worm,
emergency：紧急情况 alert：警报 worm：蠕虫，这里指电脑病毒
紧急情况是指医院紧急警报? 电脑病毒?
or the cherry-flavored soft drink from the
makers2 of Mountain Dew?
cherry：樱桃 flavor：风味 soft drink：饮料
还是Mountain Dew做的樱桃味饮料?
-Howard：Look, I was going over the schematics on my zero-G toilet,
go over：翻 schematics：图表 zero-G：失重
听着，我在看我零重力厕所的图纸，
and I made a teeny tiny mistake on the
specifications3 for the diverter valve.
发现在分流阀的设计上犯了一个小小的错误。
-Leonard：How teeny tiny?
有多小?
-Howard：It's gonna fail after about ten flushes.
gonna= going to fail：失败 flush：冲洗
冲10次水差不多就挂了。
-Sheldon：But the mission Is for six months.
但这任务是要持续6个月的。
-Howard：See, that's the code red.
对啊，这就是紧急情况。
It's kind of like a jack-in-the-box.
kind of：稍微，有点 jack-in-the-box：小丑盒子
这有点像小丑盒子，
No one knows exactly when, but at some point
point：某一时刻
没有人知道具体时间，但不定时的，
something way worse than a puppet is gonna pop out of that box.
puppet：玩偶 pop out：突出
会有比玩偶更糟糕的东西从那盒子里喷出来。
-Sheldon：Have you notified NASA?
notify：报告，通知 NASA：美国宇航局
你给NASA报告了吗?
-Howard：Are you crazy? What am I gonna say?
你疯了吗? 我要怎么说?
I screwed up your toilet and there's gonna be crap floating
screw up：把…搞糟 crap：粪便，排泄物 floating：漂浮
我把你们的厕所搞砸了，以后会有大便漂浮在
all over your nice shiny space station"?
shiny：明亮的 space station：空间站
你们那整洁明亮的空间站里?"
-Leonard：What are you gonna do?
你要怎么办?
-Howard：I'm gonna figure out how to fix it, then I'll tell them.
figure out：弄明白 fix：修理
我要弄清楚怎么修然后再告诉他们。
-Leonard：So, what do you need us for?
那你需要我们做什么呢?
-Raj：He can't figure out how to fix it.
他弄不清楚怎么修。
-Howard：You said you were gonna be supportive.
supportive：支持的
你说你会支持我的。
-Raj：I'm trying, but you have to admit this is pretty damn funny.
admit：承认
我是啊，但你得承认这太他妈好笑了。
-Sheldon：I agree.
我同意。
juxtaposition：并列 exploration：探索
这关系到太空探索的高科技特性
banality：平凡 malfunctioning：故障
和厕所故障的平凡特性的对立。
that provides the comic
fodder9 here.
fodder：创作素材
这是个喜剧素材哦。
Check your messages
快读你的信息。
-Howard：All right, this is an exact duplicate
duplicate：复制品
好的，这就是了。
of the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Human Waste Disposal System
Disposal：处理
Wolowitz零重力人类废物处理系统的复制品，
为国际空间站设计。
-Raj：Don't you mean the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Human Waste Distribution System?
Distribution：分布，排放
你的意思不是Wolowitz 零重力人类废物排放系统吧?
-Leonard：Good one.
这不错。
hilarious：非常滑稽的
太好笑了，现在...
Here's an approximation
approximation：接近
这里有空间站里
of the spare parts available on the Space Station.
spare parts：备件 available：可用的或可得到的
有可能找到的所有零件。
We gotta find a way, using nothing but this,
gotta= have got to，必须
我们要想出一个方法，只用这些
to reinforce this so the waste material avoids the spinning turbine.
reinforce：增强 avoid：避免 spinning：旋转的 turbine：涡轮机
来改造这个，那样废物就能避开旋转的涡轮机了。
-Raj：You mean so it doesn't hit the fan?
fan：风扇
你是说那样就碰不到风扇了?
-Sheldon：I have to say,
我得说。
I thought the toilet humor would get less funny with repetition.
repetition：重复
我想这厕所幽默再说下去，就不这么好笑了。
Apparently13, there is no law of diminishing comedic returns with space poop.
diminish：使减少 comedic：喜剧的
很显然，没有法律规定要减少带太空大便返回嘛。
-Man：Hi, Leonard
嘿，Leonard。
-Leonard：Hi, Stuart
嘿，Stuart。
-Man：You busy?
你有空吗?
-Howard：Classified, Leonard.
Classified：机密的
要保密哦 Leonard。
-Leonard：Yeah, it's a regular Manhattan Project.
Manhattan Project：二战期间美国开发核武器秘密工程
嗯，这可是个曼哈顿工程啊 (二战期间美国原子弹秘密工程)。
What's up?
什么事?
-Man：Tonight's my date with Penny
今晚我要和Penny约会，
and since we haven't been able to connect by phone...
因为我们没能用电话联系上…
-Leonard：I'm sorry, it's been broken.
抱歉，电话坏了。
-Man：or e-mail.
电邮也不行。
-Leonard：Yeah, that too. Everything's broken.
对，那也是，所有东西都坏了。
-Man：Anyway, I was just wondering if you had any last-minute advice.
wondering：想知道 last-minute：最后的
总之，我只是想知道你有没有什么最后的建议。
-Leonard：All right, well, off the top of my head,
好的，眼下我能想到的就是，
I think the most important thing with Penny is to go really slow.
和Penny在一起最重要的事就是要慢一点，
I mean, glacial.
glacial：极冷的
我是说冷淡。
-Man：Ok.
-Leonard：Guys come onto her all the time, so, you need to set yourself apart.
set apart：区别
追她的男人多的是，所以你得把自己和他们区别开。
Be a little shy,
害羞一点，
don't make too much eye contact.
contact：接触
不要做太多眼神接触，
And, you know, treat her with, like, cool detachment
detachment：外人
把她当作外人一样对待，
and-and, you know, fear.
还有... 害怕。
-Man：Fear?
害怕?
-Leonard：Yeah, like,
对，就像
you're afraid that if you touch her, she'll break.
touch：触摸
你会怕如果你碰她一下，她会碎那样。
-Man：Well, that plays right into my wheelhouse.
wheelhouse：舵手室
哦，这我还蛮擅长的。
-Leonard：Good, good. You kids have fun tonight.
好，好的，你俩今晚玩好啊。
-Man：Thanks, Leonard.
谢了Leonard。
What is that thing anyway?
那东西到底是啥?
-Howard：You don't know what this is?
你不知道这是什么?
-Man：No
-Howard：Good. Get out.
好的，滚出去。
-Raj：Be afraid of Penny.
要害怕Penny。
crafty：狡猾的
不错哦，相当狡猾。
-Leonard：It wasn't bad advice. It's just wasn't particularly helpful.
这建议也不是搅局，只是没有那么有用而已。
-Sheldon：For what it's worth, my mother says
不管怎样我妈妈说过，
that when we deceive for personal gain,
deceive：欺骗 gain：利益
当我们为了个人利益去骗人时，
we make Jesus cry.
Jesus：耶稣
我们会把耶稣弄哭的。
-Sheldon：All right, what if we use this two-inch PVC
PVC：聚氯乙烯
好的，如果我们用这两英尺的聚氯乙烯
to reinforce the center cross-support?
cross-support：横称
来改造中心支撑结构怎样?
-Howard：No good.
不行。
It might work for the Japanese and the Americans,
那可能会对日本人和美国人有用，
but have you seen the size of the Russians they got up there?
Russians：俄罗斯人
但你见过他们弄上去的俄罗斯人的块头吗?
This thing has to hold up against a
hearty15 potato-based diet.
hold up：承受住 hearty：（饭菜）丰盛的 diet：日常饮食
这东西得能撑住一餐丰盛的土豆大餐。
-Leonard：I feel terrible.
我感觉很糟糕。
-Howard：Maybe if you were
helping16, you'd feel better about yourself.
如果你能帮忙的话可能你会感觉好一点。
deliberately：故意的 sabotage：阴谋破坏
我故意破坏Stuart和Penny的约会。
-Raj：Of course you feel terrible. You completely screwed up your karma.
karma：【宗】羯磨(梵文译音), 决定来世命运的所作所为; 因果报应
你当然会感觉很糟糕啦，因果轮回要糟报应了。
superstition：迷信
你不会真的相信那鬼话吧?
-Raj：It's not superstition. It's practically Newtonian.
Newtonian：信仰牛顿学说的人
这不是迷信，这其实是在信仰牛顿 (牛顿也是神学专家)。
For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.
equal：平等的 opposite：相反的 reaction：反应
对于每个动作都有一个平等的对立的反应。
Leonard pretends to be a friend and acts like a two-faced bitch.
pretends to：假装 two-faced：两面的 bitch：坏人，贱人
Leonard假装是朋友而实际上则是个两面的贱人。
Therefore, he is reborn as a banana slug.
reborn：再生 slug：蛞蝓(俗称鼻涕虫, 类似蜗牛的无硬壳动物)
所以他会转世投胎成一个香蕉蛞蝓。
It's actually a very elegant system. You know, what goes around comes around.
elegant：简练的 what goes around comes around：一报还一报
这其实是个很好的系统，对吧，一报还一报。
-Howard：Speaking of what goes around comes around...
Speaking of：讲到
说到一报还一报...
-Raj：Okay, look.
好的，听着。
Instead of trying to reinforce this structure here,
Instead of：代替 reinforce：加强 structure：结构
与其试着改造这东西的结构，
what if we just ran another line, bypass it
entirely20?
bypass：绕开 entirely：完全的
还不如我们扯出一条线来完全回避它。
diameter：直径 tubing：管型材料 insufficient：不足的
这没用的，管道的直径不够。
-Raj：What if we reposition the collection tank?
reposition：重新配置 tank：舱
那换换集污舱的位置怎么样?
-Sheldon：It won't work. No way to mount it.
mount：安装
没用的，没法安装。
-Raj：Okay, here's an idea. What if I change my name and go live
好吧，我有个主意，我们改名换姓然后去
with my cousin and her husband, Avi, in Israel?
Israel：以色列
以色列和我的表亲和她丈夫Avi一起住怎么样?
-Sheldon：That could work.
倒是一招。
-Leonard：Morning.
早上好。
-Penny：Morning. What's up?
早上好，什么事?
-Leonard：Nothing. We just pulled an all-nighter trying to fix a zero-gravity...
没，我们只是在熬夜修一个零重力...
pasta：面食
意粉机。
I'm gonna make a coffee run. Do you want any?
我正要去煮咖啡，你要吗?
-Penny：No, thanks. I have coffee.
谢啦，我自己有。
-Leonard：Great. So how'd it go with Stuart last night?
好的，昨晚跟Stuart怎么样?
-Penny：I really don't want to talk about it.
不堪回首啊。
-Leonard：Yeah. Right. Sure.
是啊，没错，当然。
The thing is, before you guys went out,
但是呢，你们出门之前
我俩有过谈话...
-Penny：I said I don't want to talk about it.
我说了，我不想回首。
-Leonard：I just... I kind of...
我只是...有点...
-Penny：What goes on between me and Stuart is none of your business.
我俩的事与你无关。
So just leave it alone, okay?
别八卦了，行吗?
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